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"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
Get the Cosmo Fuck Tipsmug. A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
Get the Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickensmug. A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.
In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.
by rperazag July 18, 2010
Get the techno-fuguemug. by rperazag July 28, 2010
Get the Bingo Busmug. To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."
Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.
Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.
by rperazag May 20, 2010
Get the Haute Stoner Cuisinemug. A cultivated person who frequents the most fashionable locales in cities like New York, London or Paris.
A boulevardier must express his sense of high fashion and have knowledge of advanced cultural pursuits.
A boulevardier must express his sense of high fashion and have knowledge of advanced cultural pursuits.
A: "What is doing your friend Gerard in town?
B: "Strolling down Fifth Avenue or Broadway; he is an in-your-face boulevardier."
B: "Strolling down Fifth Avenue or Broadway; he is an in-your-face boulevardier."
by rperazag July 18, 2010
Get the boulevardiermug. A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."
by rperazag July 15, 2010
Get the The Ring of Doommug.