Barbie up your ass

Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.

PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

by rperazag June 26, 2010

online persona

The mask you wear on social media sites, that reveals nothing, and hides everything real.

Yo... really... you are possessed by that lame online persona that you have fabricated. Get real bro, you bore to death.

by rperazag June 29, 2010

twisted chassis

Person with observable skeletal asymmetry, resulting in weird swinging when walking.

At first, I couldn´t dig such a weird swinging, then I realized that Gabriela has a twisted chassis.

by rperazag May 04, 2010

viral funny

Funny material that goes viral once posted by YouTube users.

LOLCats... that´s the epitome (a representative or perfect example of a class or type) of viral funny.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

tantrify

Trick a girl to bed with the false promise of giving her a spiritual experience through Tantra Sex.

My Guru offered me private spiritual lessons, but I think he just wants to tantrify me.
In our last trip to India, Jenna managed to get tantrified.

by rperazag May 01, 2010

Philophobia

Fear of being in love.

X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."

by rperazag June 26, 2010