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Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.
A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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Trust issues

Lack of trust in a relationship, due to shady behavior by one or both partners.
When will you get married?

Long road ahead.

Why?

Trust issues.
by rperazag May 13, 2010
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Wenlock & Mandeville

Mascots unveiled for the Olympic and Paralympic Games in London 2012.
Named after the village of Much Wenlock in Shropshire. Mandeville is the birthplace of the Paralympic Games in England.
"We are sure that Wenlock & Mandeville will connect young people with sport, and tell the story of our proud Olympic and Paralympic history.”
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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Poorn

Blue-collar porn, mostly celebs´ soft-porn pics, and boobs´ movie snippets.
The porn available to poor people.
Angelina Jolie?... poorn for the masses.
by rperazag July 27, 2010
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Bloggerhead

Ok. Let´s go to the concert. Invite Markus.
Forget it. He is a bloggerhead.
Meaning?
Lives for blogging. Almost 24/7.
by rperazag May 8, 2010
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Deipnophobia

Fear of dinner conversations.
A. “So, Jim. What exactly are your intentions with my daughter?”
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."
by rperazag June 23, 2010
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cheese relish

Enjoying a period of extended sexual abstinence.
Extreme form of satisfaction derived from annoying someone.
Great pleasure obtained by focusing your attention on something that you feel passionate about like a job that makes use of your talents, or a particular hobby.
But Hilary, why are you so cruel with that poor soul?" "Hon... pure cheese relish!
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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