Stupid is awesome

Consolation found by mediocre people, in the stupidity of celebrities and people in power.

Stupid is awesome because it makes guys like me look smart.

by rperazag June 17, 2010

online persona

The mask you wear on social media sites, that reveals nothing, and hides everything real.

Yo... really... you are possessed by that lame online persona that you have fabricated. Get real bro, you bore to death.

by rperazag June 27, 2010

Philophobia

Fear of being in love.

X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."

by rperazag June 24, 2010

shuteye

Sleep.

Puffy is worth nearly 400 million; his female companions have included some of the most beautiful women in the world, among them Jennifer Lopez and the R&B star Cassie; he has a staff of 600, but can´t get a shuteye.

by rperazag June 14, 2010

Greenjoy

The pleasure you get from doing ecotourism (also known as ecological tourism, it is responsible travel to fragile, pristine, and usually protected areas that strives to be low impact and (often) small scale. It purports to educate the traveller; provide funds for conservation; directly benefit the economic development and political empowerment of local communities; and foster respect for different cultures and for human rights.

A: "Guess where is my sister Emilia and her kids now."
B: "Where?"
A: "Costa Rica"
B. "For holidays? Doing what?"
A: "Ecotourism man!"
B: "Wao!!! What a greenjoy!"

by rperazag August 23, 2010

President Evil

President whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of the country.
Typical of oil rich third world countries.

X: "Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly?"
Y: "Well... they always manage to elect President Evil."

by rperazag June 19, 2010

shopping diet

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.

“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”

by rperazag July 22, 2010