When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.
No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.
I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
by rpcgal October 10, 2010
I sneezed while blowing out the candles on my birthday cake instantly turning it from a confectionary treat to an infectionery treat.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.
When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.
by rpcgal February 27, 2021
Last week my wife went on a shoefari with her friends and bagged two pairs of Jimmy Choos a leopard print Prada.
by rpcgal January 31, 2021
The futile endeavor of explaining to your pets what they did wrong and expecting them to understand.
I explained to my puppy why it was wrong for him to pee on the carpet. Two hours later he peed on the carpet again. I should have realized petsplaining doesn’t work.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
When a shortage of cocktail franks causes people to over-buy for the holiday season, leaving the shelves empty.
I was going to make piggies in a blanket for Christmas, then I discovered all the stores were sold out. I didn’t realize there was a #RunOnTheFrank.
by rpcgal November 24, 2022
Now that my wife is doing pilates we have to engage in coreplay (me telling her what great abs she has) before we can have sex.
by rpcgal July 10, 2012