Definitions by ross

quickness 

sarcastic name for someone who has just done or said something very stupid

Kyle: (accidentaly locks keys and baby in car)
Ross: "way to go quickness"
Kyle: "shutup"

also see quick shit

quickness by Ross March 27, 2004

twelve 

A 12 inch piece of vinyl.

The records club DJs usually play.

I got some dope new 12"s to play at the club tonight

twelve by ross March 14, 2004

women drivers 

there is absolutely no worse driver than this. especially when driving a big suv (ie expedition, suburban, etc) and/or talking on the cell phone

hey some woman driver ran me off the road in her excursion while she was talking on her cell phone

women drivers by ross March 11, 2004

rossturbator 

derogatory term used by jessica and erin to refer to me in my junior year of my high school career at the prison of kingwood high school

Rossturbator is looking at porn!

rossturbator by ross March 5, 2004

monopoly 

any time in a males life when they get a hard on in public, sometimes happens as mornin wood, but anytime when it is unexpected
see also stiffy

Man I woke up this morning with a raging monopoly.

monopoly by ross March 5, 2004

morning wood 

see monopoly and stiffy

i dunno what causes morning wood

morning wood by ross March 5, 2004

mornin wood 

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

mornin wood by ross March 5, 2004