93 definitions by ross

Nelsonism

N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.

"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."

Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."

Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."

by ross December 28, 2005

lamby

The coolest stuffed animal in the world. A dinosaur in the form of a Brontosaurus

I still sleep with Lamby every night

by ross April 4, 2005

shengis

a slow hot crap that escapes ur ass after a hot curry , usually spicy mince, an proceeds to torment ur hot hole for hours laters.

i done a pure belter of a shengis.still feelin it.

by ross October 6, 2003

COOL HAND LUKE

A sex act involving a bucket of ice
and elbow length rubber gloves and
lots of Astroglide...

"Man, Ross sure gave her the ole cool hand luke"

by ross December 29, 2005

Cool Hand Luke

The act of inserting ones hand into a bucket of ice water and then handling anothers genitalia.

Man, I sure gave her the cool hand luke.

by ross June 14, 2003

booming

The act of being on psychadelic mushrooms.

Colten is booming this weekend; he got a quarter of some bomb-ass shrooms.

by ross October 29, 2004

rossturbator

derogatory term used by jessica and erin to refer to me in my junior year of my high school career at the prison of kingwood high school

Rossturbator is looking at porn!

by ross March 5, 2004