mornin wood

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

by ross March 05, 2004

monogulated

messed up or disordered

your arm is monogulated

by Ross May 30, 2004

for real

Can be used in place of "yes."

"Are you coming to watch the jelly-wrestling Brian?"

"For real, man."

by Ross October 14, 2003

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

poopie

Poopie is part of the "Poopie and Explodie" duo from a Ren and Stimpy Cartoon.

Explodie: "I have to throw up now, Poopie!"

by Ross January 15, 2004

women drivers

there is absolutely no worse driver than this. especially when driving a big suv (ie expedition, suburban, etc) and/or talking on the cell phone

hey some woman driver ran me off the road in her excursion while she was talking on her cell phone

by ross March 11, 2004

SITC Speak

A strongly homosexual erotic way of talking between a group of German idiots, visiting the SITC portal.

OMG The way everyone talks on SITC is so gay.

by Ross March 31, 2004