ross's definitions

Slotch

Synonym for pussy, snatch, twat etc.

Damn, would'nt mind checking out her slotch

by Ross September 8, 2004

Beemer

Any vehicle made by BMW.

My dad let me drive his Beemer.

by Ross April 3, 2004

Bizzle

cool, hip, really bangin

that jacket is bizzle

by ross September 3, 2004

Fat Vicky

noun, adjective; an obscenely fat girl or woman commonly seen doing mundane tasks. If not for her exaggerated size, she would otherwise go unnoticed. She could be considered a threat if approached for fear of trampling or accidental consumption of everything in her path.

Example 1. "Look out, Fat Vicky at 12 o'clock!!"

Example 2. Waiting in line at a drinking fountain behind a very large girl taking a long time to drink: "Damn, save some for the fish, Fat Vicky!"

by Ross March 3, 2005

thwop

To slap a person with the penis across the face, see ex.

"Aw man, what should we do to wake him up?
THWOP HIM!"

by Ross February 3, 2004

mornin wood

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

by ross March 5, 2004

oy

(sense 1): Interjection signifying pain, weariness, disgust, resignation, etc. Very often part of oy vey or oy vas mir. Compare to English Jeez. (from Yiddish "oy", probably from old German; probably cognate to English "oh").

(sense 2): Interjection signifying annoyance. Very similar to sense 1, but more annoyed than resigned. (Probably from Cockney accent of English "Hey".)

(sense 3) Greeting meaning "hello" or "Hi". (Probably from Cockney "hi").

(sense 1) Oy, my feet hurt.

(sense 2) Oy! What the 'ell do ya think you're doin'?

(sense 3) Oy, mate! 'ow's it goin'?

by Ross November 6, 2003