rosenovarocks's definitions

Parrot

The Parrot is a sexual act where someone wants oral sex with their partner. Person A calls to Person B, “Squawk! Polly wants a hot dog/fish sandwich!” Person B is to holler, “Arggghhh!” like a pirate and allow person A to munch on their dick/pussy. Extra points awarded if the person giving head or lips is wearing a pirate costume.

Jason did the Parrot with Julie and he vows he will never do that again because he felt violated over her going outta town munching on his ten foot dick.

by rosenovarocks March 10, 2024

Manwich

A popular sloppy Joe sauce that gives you a serious case of the shits!

Narrator (Singing): “Oh mama don’t you make me another meatloaf, forget the mac and cheese, I want some fun piled in my buns, I want a Manwich please, make tonight a Manwich night”

TV viewer: “Stop dancing and eat the damn burger ffs!”

by rosenovarocks July 17, 2021

destroy the toilet

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.

Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."

by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020

You’re not right, but you’re not left either

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter

Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”

by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022

3 way cowgirl

A 3 way cowgirl is basically a threesome version of the reverse cowgirl. While the first guy is laying on his back and the girl is straddling him and having his penis plugged into her vagina, the second guy is straddled above the first guy’s face, and has his balls dangling in his mouth. Another way the side dude can participate is if he stood straddled above the first guy’s legs with his penis in the girl’s face, therefore she’s sucking his balls.

Jason and Jessie invited Caleb to do the 3 way cowgirl with them. Caleb was bi-curious and had a thing for Jason, so he wanted to give him some head.

by rosenovarocks February 13, 2024

Triple combo

A triple combo is a type of sexual move with four people in a polyamorous relationship and one person of the group is dominant over the other three partners. It’s a spanking maneuver where the three non-dominant partners are sitting together in a fetal position on a love seat with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person takes either a whip, a flogger, or a belt, then very quickly, spanks all three non-dominant individuals across their butts at once, followed by said individuals hollering, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” in unison. The dominant person then whips the tool used around in the air like a lasso while spinning around and spanking their own ass and roars, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”

Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow that they will never have a foursome with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them end up getting butt surgery.

by rosenovarocks April 11, 2024

McFatfuck

A self-entitled Karen/Kevin who lives on a diet of McDonald’s food and gets fat from it. When a McFatfuck notices a mistake in their order or simply doesn’t get their way, they tend to get furious and throw a McFit.

Angry Entitled Karen: “GIVE MEEE MAH MONEEEEY BACK BITCH!!!!” (destroys a McDonald’s over being told the milkshake machine is broken)
Bystander: “Geez she is such a McFatfuck, like wasn’t she just in here 3 hours ago?”

by rosenovarocks March 14, 2021