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Bad News Brown

A massive shit someone drops in the toilet named after the WWE wrestler.

(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”

by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021

Best of both worlds

When you take both an upper and a downer at the same time and experience visions and side effects from both drugs

Miley Virus (singing): “You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Chill it out, take it slow, then you rock out the show! You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Take both pills together, then you know you got the best of both worlds!”

by rosenovarocks July 27, 2021

McFatfuck

A self-entitled Karen/Kevin who lives on a diet of McDonald’s food and gets fat from it. When a McFatfuck notices a mistake in their order or simply doesn’t get their way, they tend to get furious and throw a McFit.

Angry Entitled Karen: “GIVE MEEE MAH MONEEEEY BACK BITCH!!!!” (destroys a McDonald’s over being told the milkshake machine is broken)
Bystander: “Geez she is such a McFatfuck, like wasn’t she just in here 3 hours ago?”

by rosenovarocks March 14, 2021

Toss the salad

Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.

Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”

by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024

Two Girls, One Cup

Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.

(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”

by rosenovarocks November 26, 2025

destroy the toilet

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.

Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."

by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020

3 way cowgirl

A 3 way cowgirl is basically a threesome version of the reverse cowgirl. While the first guy is laying on his back and the girl is straddling him and having his penis plugged into her vagina, the second guy is straddled above the first guy’s face, and has his balls dangling in his mouth. Another way the side dude can participate is if he stood straddled above the first guy’s legs with his penis in the girl’s face, therefore she’s sucking his balls.

Jason and Jessie invited Caleb to do the 3 way cowgirl with them. Caleb was bi-curious and had a thing for Jason, so he wanted to give him some head.

by rosenovarocks February 13, 2024