Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.
Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
by rosenovarocks June 03, 2020
Literally THE Queen of Rock and Roll! Joan got her start in the music industry when she formed an all girl rock band The Runaways in 1975 with Cherie Currie, Lita Ford, Jackie Fox, and Sandy West. When the band broke up in 1979, she went solo and formed a backup band with “3 good men, not show offs” called The Blackhearts. After being rejected by 23 major labels, Joan started Blackheart Records and released her own music with hits such as “Bad Reputation,” “Do You Wanna Touch Me,” “I Hate Myself For Loving You,” and her smash 1982 hit, “I Love Rock and Roll.” She was also an actress and costarred with Michael J Fox in the 1987 film “Light Of Day.” In the 90s, she was involved in the Riot Grrrl movement with bands like Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, L7, The Gits, and Bratmobile. She was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2015 and the documentary on her life, Bad Reputation, was released in 2018. She still continues to record music and tour internationally to this day. She is also an inspiration to multiple girls and women around the world.
Me: “Joan Jett is literally my idol, like she’s the Katy Perry of the 80’s!”
Some sexist asshole: “Pipe down, girlie! Girls can’t play rock and roll!”
Me: “Then how did Joan have such a successful music career? You need to pipe down, honey!”
Some sexist asshole: “Pipe down, girlie! Girls can’t play rock and roll!”
Me: “Then how did Joan have such a successful music career? You need to pipe down, honey!”
by rosenovarocks January 10, 2021
A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.
Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
by rosenovarocks April 15, 2020
Narrator (Singing): “Oh mama don’t you make me another meatloaf, forget the mac and cheese, I want some fun piled in my buns, I want a Manwich please, make tonight a Manwich night”
TV viewer: “Stop dancing and eat the damn burger ffs!”
TV viewer: “Stop dancing and eat the damn burger ffs!”
by rosenovarocks July 18, 2021
A triple combo is a type of sexual move with four people in a polyamorous relationship and one person of the group is dominant over the other three partners. It’s a spanking maneuver where the three non-dominant partners are sitting together in a fetal position on a love seat with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person takes either a whip, a flogger, or a belt, then very quickly, spanks all three non-dominant individuals across their butts at once, followed by said individuals hollering, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” in unison. The dominant person then whips the tool used around in the air like a lasso while spinning around and spanking their own ass and roars, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”
Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow that they will never have a foursome with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them end up getting butt surgery.
by rosenovarocks April 11, 2024
A triple combo is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous relationship of four people with one person being dominant over the other three. The three non dominant partners are to sit on a love seat, couch, or bed next to each other in a fetal position with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person then uses a switch, flogger, or belt and quickly whips all three partners across the ass at the same time really hard, followed by a chorus of, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” from the partners. The dominant person then finishes it off by swinging their tool of choice around like a lasso, spinning around while spanking their ass, and hollering, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”
Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow to each other that they’ll never go home with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them get butt surgery.
by rosenovarocks April 14, 2024
A triple combo is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous relationship of four people with one person being dominant over the other three. The three non dominant partners are to sit on a love seat, couch, or bed next to each other in a fetal position with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person then uses a switch, flogger, or belt and quickly whips all three partners across the ass at the same time really hard, followed by a chorus of, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” from the partners. The dominant person then finishes it off by swinging their tool of choice around like a lasso, spinning around while spanking their own ass, and hollering, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”
Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow to each other that they’ll never go home with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them get butt surgery.
by rosenovarocks April 24, 2024