rook's Buddy's definitions

scooter trash

The term "scooter trash" generally refers to motorcyclists who are not organized into a more formal group. It is proper to refer to a group of middle-aged grey-beard types as scooter trash. Scooter trash can also refer to a group of teenagers and 20somethings on plastic Japanese motorcycles. Generally, scooter trash consists of harmless, relatively nice people who ride motorcycles. Biker gang members are not scooter trash.

1. Hey, check out the scooter trash on those crotch-rockets! Lets follow them; they probably know where the cool chicks hang out.

2. He is a good rider. He has been scooter trash for a long time.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

hillbilly fabulous

The rural equivalent of ghetto fabulous. Also something or someone that appeals to hillbillies or trailer trash. Daisy Duke is "hillbilly fabulous."

Things that are hillbilly fabulous:
Guns
Pickup trucks
Marlboro Light cigarettes (Females only)
NASCAR
monster trucks
double-wide trailer
Texas
Michigan

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

yard-care Mexican

A yard-care Mexican is one of those hardworking men who tend the yards and do the landscaping for many homes and businesses in America. They also hang sheet-rock and finish concrete. At least ten yard-care Mexicans can fit in a Ford Gran Torino, and up to a dozen can ride in the back of a Chevrolet pickup truck. (Also known as a "Chebby," in the Spanglish language that they utter.) They frequently grin, but seldom smile, especially toward white people. Yard-care Mexicans are seen driving ten miles-per-hour slower than the rest of any traffic, and often constitute a roadway hazard. This is not a fault of the yard-care Mexican, but only the natural result of a person having a donkey or burro as their first car.

1. Be careful of that Chevrolet pickup towing that trailer full of brush and yard refuse. That vehicle is being driven by a yard-care Mexican!
2. Yo, dude, don't hit on that Mexican woman, her yard-care Mexicans sons will cut you!
3. Those yard-care Mexicans worked all day for me... It is unfortunate that the Immigration Police showed up with the white van... I didn't even get to pay them!

by rook's Buddy May 22, 2010

pussy tracks

Pussy tracks are stains on the linens or bedsheets created by the fluids that leak from a woman's vaginal cavity. If the woman is having her period, then reddish-brown pussy tracks can be expected. If she had sexual intercourse and was ejaculated into, then the pussy tracks will be a whitish color, as they are composed largely of semen. Some women will express urine in their sleep, and these pussy tracks will have a yellowish tinge. In theory, any combination is possible, depending largely on the woman's vaginal discharge. Additional possibilities include the remains of any vaginal suppository or cream that may have been used in the vagina.

1. I ate that bitch out for hours last night; when I woke up, she was in the shower, but pussy tracks were everywhere. Ewww....

2. My girlfriend changes her sheets often, because she has a raging infection from a previous sexual encounter and oozes nasty pussy tracks when she sleeps. I can't wait for the penicillin to start working, so that I don't have to wear a condom anymore!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Suzy Stinky Snatch

Suzy Stinky Snatch is actually Rosie Rotten Crotch's first cousin.

They both have vaginas that smell worse than a shit-house toilet bowl on a fishing boat!

Note: These are fictitious people, and are used for the purpose of definition.

I banged this Suzy Stinky Snatch last night... Her pussy was quite rank, but actually felt good as I shot her vagina full of goo.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

sperm toilet

A "sperm toilet" normally refers to a female in her teens or twenties, or possibly even her thirties, who has sex with many partners. She is promiscuous, and allows her sex partners to ejaculate into her vagina, mouth, and even into her anus. She can also be classified as a receptacle.

1. Man, I wish that chick was not such a sperm toilet, because she is actually very nice, and I'd like to have a relationship with her.

2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.

by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010

tampon pusher

A tampon pusher is a woman in the later stages of her childbearing years. The term is very derogatory and denigrating. The title is often given to a woman who is in her mid-thirties or forties.

1. Yea, I know that my girlfriend is a tampon pusher, but she still cleans up pretty well.

2. Dude, scope out the hottie tampon pusher in that SUV!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010