rook's Buddy's definitions

baby machine

A baby machine is a woman who can readily become pregnant, and who really wants to give birth.

1. Be careful of her, she's a real baby machine. Use a condom!

2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.

3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

hillbilly fabulous

The rural equivalent of ghetto fabulous. Also something or someone that appeals to hillbillies or trailer trash. Daisy Duke is "hillbilly fabulous."

Things that are hillbilly fabulous:
Guns
Pickup trucks
Marlboro Light cigarettes (Females only)
NASCAR
monster trucks
double-wide trailer
Texas
Michigan

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

roached-up

Being "roached-up" means to be living in close confines, or to be living with another person, or people, with very little extra room or space. Hillbillies are often "roached-up" in trailer parks. Porch monkeys can often be found "roached-up" in a project. Typically, the people who are "roached-up" don't live with a very high standard of living. Rather they live like cockroaches, form which the phrase is derived.

1. Look at those hillbillies roached-up in that old school bus. I'm not sure which structure is the chicken coop!

2. Those niggers are roached-up in the ghetto. Lets avoid that neighborhood so that we don't get capped in a drive-by shooting.
3. The young college kids roached-up in a dorm room and played on-line computer games. It is good to see them getting full value for their college education!

by Rook's Buddy June 10, 2010

dumb beaver

A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.

1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

tampon pusher

A tampon pusher is a woman in the later stages of her childbearing years. The term is very derogatory and denigrating. The title is often given to a woman who is in her mid-thirties or forties.

1. Yea, I know that my girlfriend is a tampon pusher, but she still cleans up pretty well.

2. Dude, scope out the hottie tampon pusher in that SUV!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Selma snarl

An angry and bitter facial expression that belies an unhelpful attitude that some Negro people have toward white people. The Selma snarl is frequently found in employees of restaurants and airports. Negros with positions of power are often known to give a white person the Selma snarl. The Selma snarl is commonly seen on the faces of black people who work for any state's DMV office.

1. That woman who works at the help desk just gives one word answers, along with the obligatory Selma snarl.

by Rook's Buddy May 17, 2010

Nancy-boy

The word "Nancy-boy" is a postwar term for a homosexual male. It is a softer word than faggot, queer, or dick-smoker. "Nancy-boy" is synonymous with "that way," meaning light-in-the-loafers, but harmless and not at all threatening or predatory.

Your brother is sure a Nancy-boy. His house is just beautiful, and he keeps a wonderful yard. His pug dogs are cute too!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010