7 definitions by ronchee 1 3
by ronchee 1 3 April 5, 2013
High-profile pseudo-celebrities such as Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, who when confronted with fact, respond with name calling and personal attacks, instead of a rebuttal with an equally compelling point of view. More aggressive than the demotard, the retardican uses catch phrases and repetition to instill fear of total collapse under any other leadership or system of values other than their own.
I could tell they were retardicans when they responded to the Presidents request for an "on-air, fully transparent discussion" with , "this could be a trap" instead of embracing this as an opportunity to work together to accomplish a goal.
by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010
The combination of squint and frown/smile, and usually coupled with brisk nodding of the head. Direct eye-contact is paramount.
Best man:"During the toast, that was totally a joke about me doin' the bride before you did.... hope I didn't cross the line bro." Groom: with a deniroface;" Little bit, crossed it a little bit."
by ronchee 1 3 December 18, 2012
The country where it's legal to grow and consume tasty herbs with medicinal properties. A place that saves it's citizens BILLIONS by easing the burden on the DEA and local police, as well as eliminating long, expensive and unnecessary court costs and prison terms. This utopia also sees less violent crime at it's borders, due to the abundance of this beautiful, useful plant. Enterprising Amerijuanicans realize the potential in fast growing hemp as well, and grow plots for paper, textiles and oils.
by ronchee 1 3 May 4, 2011
The country where it's legal to grow and consume tasty herbs with great medicinal properties. A place that saves it's citizens BILLIONS by easing the burden on the DEA, police and other law enforcement and eliminating long, expensive and unnecessary court costs and prison terms. This utopia also sees much less violent crime at it's borders, due to the over-abundence of this beautiful, useful plant. Enterprising Amerijuanicans realize the many uses of it's fast growing cousin, Hemp, and grow huge plots of it for paper, textiles and oils.
by ronchee 1 3 April 25, 2011
The country where it's legal to grow, and consume your own tasty herbs with medicinal properties. A place that saves it's citizens BILLIONS, by easing the burden on the DEA, police and other law enforcement and eliminating long, expensive, and unneccessary court costs and prison terms. A place with less violent crime at it's borders, due to the over-abundance of this beautiful, useful plant. A place with less vegitated pill-poppers, and more happy, vibrant members of society. A place that has much, much more money to spend on revamping our school system, guaranteeing proper education of our future leaders, to improve our crumbling infrastructure, and to overhaul our (bad)joke of a health-care system. We also realize the potential of it's fast-growing cousin, HEMP, and grow huge plots of it to use for paper, textiles and oils.
Most citizens of Amerijuanica seem more focused on real issues of importance, without the petty distractions that have slowed improvement in the past.
by ronchee 1 3 April 16, 2011
An often well-meaning, "for the people", type that gets caught up in the circular arguments of rhetoric spouting windbags. The inability to assert one's self in said situations.
With a majority held in the House and the Senate, and a democratic President, a demotard will often find a way to seem inept, with in-fighting and bickering with retardicans.
by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010