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Definitions by rogerthewhale

Infatubation 

1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.

2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!
Infatubation by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012

Asshole's Advocate 

When somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. Asshole's advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total fucking asshole.
Devils Advocate:
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.

Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.

Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.
Asshole's Advocate by rogerthewhale December 13, 2012
Dude! I watched a documentary on Queen and one scene had a couple seconds of youboobs!!!
Youboob by rogerthewhale September 28, 2012

Internet Condom 

A protective software that blocks infections from porn websites and files.
John: Dude! I think I have herpes!

Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?

John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.

Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
Internet Condom by rogerthewhale January 21, 2012
An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.
Noun: I don't give a fuck about politics!

Verb: I want to fuck Jessica Alba more than my hand.

Adjective: Shit! That sky is fuckin' blue!

Adverb: President Obama just fuckin' signed a new jobs bill.

All the above: You fuckin' fucked my fuckin' girlfriend, you backstabbing fuck!!!
Fuck by rogerthewhale December 4, 2011

Exasperbated

verb

To irritate or provoke to a high degree through the use of masturbation.
1) Hey man! That's like, your fourth time masturbating today! Get a fucking girlfriend.

2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.
Exasperbated by rogerthewhale November 16, 2011

Tattoo Hoarding 

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Tattoo Hoarding by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011