Lower angelina

A vagina that has been fucked so much that it becomes swollen and looks like Angelina Joile's lips.

That chick that I did last night obviously had sex earlier that day. She had a lower angelina.

by rogerthewhale April 21, 2010

Pookake

A fetish whereby dozens of men shit on the face of one woman, one right after the other.

Dude, bukkake is so 2012. It's all about pookake now.

by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013

Creep

A term that shallow women use to describe any man they do not find physically attractive.

Jane: Ewww. Did you see that chubby guy over there?

Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.

Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.

(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?

Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!

by rogerthewhale February 28, 2014

Cloud 69

The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.

My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.

by rogerthewhale October 21, 2010

Hourglass Penis

A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.

Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?

John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.

Jill: I've never seen anything like it!

John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!

by rogerthewhale November 07, 2010

Boner Doner

A collection of porn that one lends to another.

John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.

by rogerthewhale January 14, 2011

Innovent

A word that combines innovation and invent. First used by Alec Baldwin in the tv show 30 Rock.

John: We need to think of something quick to get our profits up! Ideas?

Joe: We can make a microwave that is also a toaster.

John: Fuckin' genius Joe! Great innovention!

by rogerthewhale November 24, 2010