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1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.
2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!
by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012
Get the Infatubation mug.A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting.
It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?
John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.
Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.
Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!
EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!
Joe: What his problem?
Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?
John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.
Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.
Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!
EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!
Joe: What his problem?
Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
Get the Bad Pube Day mug.John: Dude! I think I have herpes!
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2012
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by rogerthewhale December 19, 2010
Get the GED mug.The act of fart smells diminishing, then suddenly coming back, even though only one fart was released. It is a phenomenon caused when the ass vapors bounce off of walls.
I farted in school. The smell lasted for about a minute. After 30 or so seconds, the fart echo came, and it stayed for another minute, giving the people around me a double dose of my stinky stuff.
by rogerthewhale April 10, 2010
Get the Fart echo mug.1) of or pertaining to a president or the office of a president.
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
The 2012 election will be sooooooo long! It'll Probably just be two straight years of assholes taking up regularly scheduled television programing for their elitist gubernational debates.
by rogerthewhale December 14, 2010
Get the Gubernational mug.Jane: Ewww. Did you see that chubby guy over there?
Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.
Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.
(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?
Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!
Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.
Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.
(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?
Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!
by rogerthewhale March 9, 2014
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