robin graves's definitions

skexis

A hideous, gargley voiced,snaggle-toothed creature with tribal tits that resembles the hawaiian punch guy after chernobyl.

The skexis has a mysterious rust colored toothbrush in its car.

by Robin Graves January 25, 2003

gravy boy

A homosexual male who loves to be covered with man-gravy jism.

Harold is a total gravy boy

by robin graves February 21, 2004

fart wad

A way to express disappointment in a friend. When expressing disappointment in an enemy you would use the harsher term dick wad

Don't be a fart wad, lend me the money.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

hard off

The exact opposite of a hard on.
To lose one's erection or sexual urge.
A deflation of the penis due to an unsavory experience or sight.
Also spelled hardoff, hard-off
See also boner-killer

Rosie O'Donnell gives me a hard off.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

boner-killer

An individual who can actually reverse an erection. Someone sexually unattractive.

See also hard off

Oprah Winfrey is a boner-killer

by robin graves February 21, 2004

taco belle

Somewhat derogatory term for an attractive Mexican female

Rosarita is a taco belle

by robin graves February 21, 2004

twat rag

1. Slang for tampon.
2. A disparaging word to describe a female in anger or disgust, see bitch or cunt
see also cunt rag

Stacy is a dirty twat rag.

by robin graves February 21, 2004