Definitions by robin graves

Windows 

A bad imitation of a Macintosh Apple.

Windows is like a Macintosh Apple only not as good.

Windows by robin graves February 21, 2004

boner-killer 

An individual who can actually reverse an erection. Someone sexually unattractive.

See also hard off

Oprah Winfrey is a boner-killer

boner-killer by robin graves February 21, 2004

hard off 

The exact opposite of a hard on.
To lose one's erection or sexual urge.
A deflation of the penis due to an unsavory experience or sight.
Also spelled hardoff, hard-off
See also boner-killer

Rosie O'Donnell gives me a hard off.

hard off by robin graves February 21, 2004

taco belle 

Somewhat derogatory term for an attractive Mexican female

Rosarita is a taco belle

taco belle by robin graves February 21, 2004

rebate 

A false promise to reimburse someone cash for buying a product. Originally from the term re-bait which means to lure or trick someone over and over again. In order to make a product seem less expensive, some manufacturers offer a rebate of cash if you buy their product and them follow vague and difficult instructions that involve cutting things out, stapling things together, photocopying, mailing or shipping items and them waiting six months for a check that never comes. If the company really wanted you to save money, they would just have a promotional sale.
See also RIP-OFF, MAIL FRAUD.

I wonder what happened to my rebate?

rebate by robin graves February 21, 2004

bilal 

An evil mutated siamese twin that was growing out of your torso and was surgically removed when you were 12 and know lives in a picnic basket and sneaks out at night to murder your girlfriends

Oh shit, have you seen Bilal? The basket's empty!

bilal by robin graves February 21, 2004

gravy boy 

A homosexual male who loves to be covered with man-gravy jism.

Harold is a total gravy boy

gravy boy by robin graves February 21, 2004