rob's definitions

Nextizzle

Simply the Ghetto Term for a Celluar DeVice with the service from Nextel

Yo I just Got my Nextel.. oh No Doubt Ight bro i'll hit you up on the Nextizzle later kid.

Rob No JOkes

by Rob December 18, 2004

loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Unitrans

The greatest bus line on the planet, Unitrans is a student-run organization that serves the city and university of Davis, California.

Guy #1 "Dude, we're 8 blocks away from the party"
Guy #2 "Let's catch the 10:35 E line!"
Guy #1 "Yay for Unitrans!"

by Rob April 19, 2004

Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

by Rob October 29, 2004

sloghead

1: the state of having excessive slog in your head
2: being inept, foolish, moronic, or existing in any other state of little to no intellegence
3: general insult

A: Well your mom's a slut!
B: Well you're a sloghead!
A: oh damn, I got boned
B: yes you did, yes you did.

by Rob April 4, 2005

BS2

Abbreviation for Brave Saint Saturn

Did you get the new BS2 CD?

by Rob October 30, 2004

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob May 13, 2005