rob's definitions

swak

A cross between 'swank' and 'wack', swak, to masturbate at a very fast pace without thinking about afterward burning sensation and sore penis skin.

"Fuck me deep man, I had a nasty swak last night to that porno with the midget and the donkey you gave me, think I took 4 layers of skin off of my wang."

by Rob July 5, 2004

cromat

an incredible MTG (magic the gathering, you heathen!) card

Ph33r m3, p171fu1 b31n65, f0r 1 h4v3 dr4wn (r0m4t!

by Rob October 28, 2003

uptown

Adjective. Literally referring to the high class area of town, Uptown can generally be used as a positive adjective in any situation.

"these shoes are uptown"
"this beer is uptown"

or...

Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"

by Rob January 12, 2005

CockTangle

When someone talks like they are talking through a tangled penis.

Your a cocktangle

by Rob November 26, 2003

huggie bear

see pimp; name used to identify good-looking males that get all the ladies

Rob is definately huggie bear material. The girls won't leave him alone

by rob December 6, 2004

Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

by Rob November 28, 2003

Zizza

Weed or to smoke weed.

"Hey, bro, lets grab some zizza on the way to the Umphrey's show."
"Sure thing, man."

by Rob July 20, 2007