Definitions by rob
puckered star
puckered star by Rob July 20, 2004
loan shark
shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.
loan shark by Rob July 20, 2004
Bag of Bobbys
Cheap and substandard, or poor performing.
Derived from the low priced crisps an corn snacks commonly available in Spar and VG shops in England.
Derived from the low priced crisps an corn snacks commonly available in Spar and VG shops in England.
1) I bought this Alba stereo and its a complete Bag of Bobbys.
2) Did you see Portsmouth play arsenal in the FA cup? They were a Bag of Bobbys.
2) Did you see Portsmouth play arsenal in the FA cup? They were a Bag of Bobbys.
Bag of Bobbys by Rob July 20, 2004
rockafella
rockafella by Rob July 19, 2004
Massel
A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.