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dirty jeeter 

when a blow job is given with such force it causes the testicles to become lopsided in size. Makes it very difficult to swing a baseball bat evenly.
A-rod was unable to bat efficently in the ALCS from receiving too many dirty jeeters.
dirty jeeter by rob October 24, 2004

BuddyPic 

Possibly one of the greatest travesties to all that seemed sane in this world, BuddyPic is a site where sad, lonely teens post their pictures and a small profile and ask others to rate them. Assholes who think the site is dumb go around rating ones, and it brings the users into avanced state of depression known as BS (Buddypic Neuropsychoticsyndrome), or, in some forms of the phrase, Bull Shit.
omg plz plz plz rate my boi sk8erdude11209 a ten on bp hes soo hott
BuddyPic by rob October 23, 2004
Used to denote somone who suddenly begins to act differently for whatever reason (i.e. job, girl/boyfriend)
Yo, man, Albert is actin' real new.
new by Rob October 23, 2004

miriah one off 

The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.
Dude, fuck off a minute, im bursting to miriah one off.
miriah one off by Rob October 22, 2004
A web portal with dozens of entertaining areas that will keep you busy for hours. Community with hundreds of users posting new content each minute.
If you are bored, you should head to uGoto.com for addicting online content
ugoto by rob October 21, 2004

poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love
It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day
poop hole patrol by Rob October 19, 2004