bake the steak

Suntanning nude. No tan line. Typically a guy referring to including tanning his genitals.

Anyone want to go to Black's Beach? I need to bake the steak.

by RNPS January 06, 2008

Gutter Trout

A condom found in the gutter or on the street. Typically out of the wrapper and used.

I was walking the dog and noticed a gutter trout floating in the water.

by RNPS July 28, 2010

Third World

Not being cleaned-up to interact with others. This could include recently taken a dump, not being showered, not having brushed teeth, &/or dirty home.

I'd love to have you over now, but I'm too third world.

Man, she smells third world.

by RNPS May 16, 2007

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS June 12, 2007

rolling the cigar

A guy fondling himself by grabbing his cock on the outside of his pants and squeezing in a rolling manner to cause the shaft to swell and get noticed.

Whore 1: "Ooo - check him out!"
Whore 2: "Nice! He's rolling the cigar! Times to go gets me some!"

by RNPS April 13, 2008

holidump

The nasty, painful, stinky shit one takes after a holiday feast.

Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.

by RNPS December 28, 2007

sputter butter

A fart with some anal contents (juicy, chunks...) that gets sprayed on your underware.

Dude 1: So there I was in line at the grocery store when I had to fart.
Dude 2: Ya?
Dude 1: Well, my fart was more than a fart...I got some sputter butter...my underware was so messed-up.

by RNPS December 15, 2007