rj's definitions

enter the matrix

Best game in the world, the only down side is not being able to be Neo, Morpheus or Trinity.

No game is like it.

by RJ November 17, 2003

Sirscratchatoba

The little known 11th province of Canada. Only consists of 1 person, named Roger. The capital city is called BillMurray, and consists of Roger's head.

Come and visit Sirscratchatoba, and meet a fairly nice guy.

by RJ May 28, 2004

Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.

I've got a condom on a stick!!!!

by RJ August 1, 2004

opm

The drug Opium.

We smoked some opm today.

by RJ June 15, 2003

sehks

having to, in search of or relating to sex.

Hey come sehks me!

-Lady and Zach had wild sehks last night, he was bragging about it all day.
-What a loser, Lady is fuckin ugly, I wouldn`t sehks her!

by RJ April 3, 2005

blood fart

what happens when I eat too many doritos

Doritos is the number one leading cause of bfs

by RJ September 8, 2003

pillow biter

A future serial killer. One who contains so much anger wakes up biting thier own pillow in fits of rage. Usually a person who is slipping out of the passive agressive stage and considering murder as solution.

He woke up in a sweat biting his pillow trying to kill his mental monsters.

by RJ September 4, 2004