ring-tailed roarer's definitions

steak face

Farting on someone's face.

Guy 1: OMG! That wrestler just took his shorts off, bent over, wiggled his ass, and farted on his opponent!!!
Guy 2: Yup, gave him steak face.

by ring-tailed roarer April 10, 2011

said brown owl

Something that you say immediately after letting go an audible fart in order to confirm your responsibility for it and to capitalize on its potential humor.

He: Ffffffftttttt ... said brown owl ....
She: Funny....

by ring-tailed roarer July 31, 2009

Prole gap

The gap between the back of the collar of a man's shirt and his suit, which indicates that the suit is cheap and does not fit properly, and that its wearer is lower class (proletarian). Also "pleb gap."

Executive: The new guy in accounting doesn't seem as if he belongs in a firm like ours.
Fellow executive: Yes, you can tell that just by looking at his suit: he's got prole gap.
Executive: What???
Fellow executive: A gap between a guy's suit and shirt collar is a sign that the suit is not fitted properly and that the guy's a prole.

by ring-tailed roarer June 9, 2009

pull up your diaper

Stop behaving like a baby, be courageous, and get on with what needs to be done.

Pull up your diaper! Whining and cowering and generally behaving like a baby will not solve the problem. You need to do something about it.

by ring-tailed roarer May 22, 2009

Hard-On Factor

The hidden purpose of all female fashion and the "beauty industry" that supports it -- namely, to help to generate male erections. Sometimes abbreviated to "the H.O. Factor," it is what some feminists treat with disdain and attempt to subvert by refusing to wear make-up. Every fashion designer, male or female, recognizes its importance, however, as, instinctively, do all heterosexual women.

She: I looooooove the new Chloe collection, especially those floor-length dresses and baggy blouses with long sleeves!
He: But they completely lack the H.O. Factor.
She: The whaaaat??
He: The Hard-On Factor: they are absolutely NOT arousing ... not even a twitch ....

by ring-tailed roarer September 10, 2009

clittsy

Courageous, bold, brave; the equivalent for females of ballsy.

He: It's amazing that she had the guts to say that to the teacher. She had to know it would get her in trouble because it's obvious that he completely disagrees with her opinion. Courageous!

She: Yea, it was super clittsy of her. But what do you expect? She's a clittsy girl.

by ring-tailed roarer June 6, 2009

queensway

Anus, rectum, asshole.

He: Not all gay guys actually like it up the queensway, you know.
Friend: The what?
He: The asshole.
Friend: God, and I though queensway was just a street in London, England!

by ring-tailed roarer August 2, 2010