Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.
Bartender: What would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
Bartender: What would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
by ring-tailed roarer November 22, 2011
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He: God, all the empty buildings and crap in the downtown area make it look like a waste land. It's even worse than Detroit.
She: Yeah, everywhere you look, there's Detroitus.
She: Yeah, everywhere you look, there's Detroitus.
by ring-tailed roarer May 30, 2009
Get the Detroitus mug.Something that you say immediately after letting go an audible fart in order to confirm your responsibility for it and to capitalize on its potential humor.
by ring-tailed roarer July 31, 2009
Get the said brown owl mug.Empty Toilet Roll Syndrome: syndrome manifested by inconsiderate males between the ages of 12 and 26, the principal symptom of which is an inability to replace empty toilet rolls even if there is a full roll sitting on the back of the toilet or nearby. The major cause is chronic laziness and a selfish lack of concern for other people. The only cure is homeopathic -- i.e., a retaliatory and strategic leaving of an empty toilet roll, ideally when there is no full one available in the bathroom. Other symptoms include leaving pubic hair on the soap in the shower, never picking up the bath mat, and similar antisocial behaviors.
She: I can't believe it, my brother never replaces the empty toilet roll in our bathroom, the lazy bastard.
Her friend: Nor does mine. Obviously, they are both victims of ETRS.
She: What?
Her friend: Empty Toilet Roll Syndrome.
Her friend: Nor does mine. Obviously, they are both victims of ETRS.
She: What?
Her friend: Empty Toilet Roll Syndrome.
by ring-tailed roarer June 08, 2009
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by ring-tailed roarer May 22, 2009
Get the pull up your diaper mug.The gap between the back of the collar of a man's shirt and his suit, which indicates that the suit is cheap and does not fit properly, and that its wearer is lower class (proletarian). Also "pleb gap."
Executive: The new guy in accounting doesn't seem as if he belongs in a firm like ours.
Fellow executive: Yes, you can tell that just by looking at his suit: he's got prole gap.
Executive: What???
Fellow executive: A gap between a guy's suit and shirt collar is a sign that the suit is not fitted properly and that the guy's a prole.
Fellow executive: Yes, you can tell that just by looking at his suit: he's got prole gap.
Executive: What???
Fellow executive: A gap between a guy's suit and shirt collar is a sign that the suit is not fitted properly and that the guy's a prole.
by ring-tailed roarer June 09, 2009
Get the Prole gap mug.He: It's amazing that she had the guts to say that to the teacher. She had to know it would get her in trouble because it's obvious that he completely disagrees with her opinion. Courageous!
She: Yea, it was super clittsy of her. But what do you expect? She's a clittsy girl.
She: Yea, it was super clittsy of her. But what do you expect? She's a clittsy girl.
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