riley's definitions

Cara

The most insanley awsome, crazy, cool girl ever and good at naming backpacks.
Did I mention shes also beautiful.

That awsomely cool girl Cara named my backpack Nippy.

by Riley October 19, 2004

Apoco

The greatest BHD player EVER

Apoco sent GenCheesy-AOW- to the morgue

by Riley May 7, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

Loud mouthed Irishman who dishes it out to everyone. Liberals hate hin for using common sense to show the holes in their ideology. Conservatives find him entertaining.

Joey was so scared of the cops, he started sputtering like George Clooney on Bill O'Reilly

by Riley March 18, 2005

Cunk Nuggle

n. A person of ambiguous sexual preference, but likes to hang out with sweaty men, and get paid to do so. Likes to collect dust bunnies and cat dander. Pink.

Man, those guys kissing are Cunk Nuggle.

by Riley November 24, 2004

Nutball

Throwing a ball at an opponent's testicles untill someone can't take the pain anymore.

Jackass Season 2

by Riley April 24, 2003

Astronomican

A light in the warp made by 10'000 psykers who sacrifice their life so imperial ships can travel more quickly

The navigator was lost in the warp, so he looked to the astronomican

by riley November 13, 2003

shottie

a bong with no rush hole which you pull thorugh in one breath as you light

stack me a shottie mo-fo

by riley March 20, 2005