rick's definitions

brazilian wax

Waxing between your butt cheecks and on the mons (for females).

by Rick June 10, 2003

farkel

The act of solving a dispute using the child's game of "Paper, Rock, Scissor".

Matt and I couldn't decide which concert to go to so we farkeled to settle the argument.

by Rick April 22, 2003

gasser

To let out a quick fart and then let everyone know imedietly that you just farted.

(*fart*) Gasser!

by rick March 7, 2004

loveshack

a place where a bunch of losers take there ugly ass girlfriends to make out, mostly found in backyards near a forest if not in one

JON:after my squirtle reaches level 30 we can go to the love shack.
JON's girlfriend: ok hun lemme put on some makeup

by rick April 19, 2004

Goal

A reply meaning "I scored" when friends ask what happened with a girl.

"Hey Rick what happened with that shorty from last night?"

"Goal"

by Rick December 17, 2003

keg troll

A nasty girl (ie. busted face, bloated midriff etc...) who goes to parties, waits till normally self-respecting guys get drunk, and attempts to hook up with them.

Oh dude, watch out for karen, she's a KEG TROLL and she's on the prowl!

by rick March 28, 2005

bidmaster

a person who is highly inteligent in "bidding" ones house. A bid consists of tp, oil, fireworks, paintballs, and saran wrap. Team 294 is one of the most famous bid teams. Basically, if a bidmaster is after u, u should just build a bomb shelter for your house because there is no escaping his bid.

I'm a bidmaster, so "WATCH OUT FOR BOMBS BAAAABY!"

Get ur binoculars out, try to see the bidmaster Paul Flemion getting your house.

by rick March 1, 2005