rick's definitions

nob sausage

1.what gays ask for in bed when they are with women.

2.Insult

1."where's that nob sausage i asked for...ur not the nob sausage ur the work of satan."

2."u nob sausage"

by rick January 13, 2004

Wheenis

Whee = Fun. Enis is short for penis.
Wheenis = A fun penis.

Not to be mistaken for Weenis (the skin on your elbow)

Wow, Bob sure has a wheenis. I could play with it all day

by Rick December 19, 2004

circus penis

Any penis that, when flaccid, hangs down far enough to bisect the imaginary line between one's kneecaps.

She let out a holler when he tried to shove that circus penis of his up her asshole.

by Rick August 8, 2003

Mooke

Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.

Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!

by Rick July 20, 2005

Narphel da Gartox

Means you're not making any sense you mooncricket

Yo, are you narpheling da gartox?

by Rick January 27, 2005

tequila

liquid panty remover

guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"

by Rick August 8, 2003

Soul Collector

One of the best streetball players in Philly. Has real good handle and nice a** moves.

He has a ton of streetball moves

by Rick September 23, 2004