line dancing

key cause of inbreeding in the Southern United States.

We wuz line dancin' and drinkin' moonshine; next thing I know I'm wakin' up in my cousin's trailer!

by Rick August 08, 2003

vagitarian

A person who's diet consists of Hair Pie, Bearded Clams and Pink/Fish Tacos

by Rick September 02, 2003

Camaro

The six letters that ricers and mustang drivers see out their front windshield as they get their asses handed to them yet again in a street race

Damn! I got beat by a Camaro again! I better talk some trash about that guy being a mullet head or something so I can save some face!

by Rick August 08, 2003

my spoon is too big

Originating in the cartoon "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt. This is the first spoken line of the 9 and a half minute short feature.

Other classics include:
"Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"
and
"My anus is bleeding."

Mah spoon is too big.

I am a banana.

by Rick May 22, 2004

safety dance

Best song of all time. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. insert clapping noise

We can dance, we can dance, everybodies taking the chance. SAFE TO DANCE!

by Rick September 05, 2003

Gonad Grout

What is used while you're bangin on the bathroom floor and you suddenly notice your tiling is in need of a facelift. Inspired by Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me."

"Oh, Mary, yes! Yes! Mmmm...oh wait, these tiles are fucked up! You're gonna have to share the gonad grout with the tiles this time, honey!

by Rick March 01, 2005

boof

to hide an object (while usually in prison) inside one's anus.

I got 8 baggies in the boof.

by rick March 15, 2004