rick's definitions

vagitarian

A person who's diet consists of Hair Pie, Bearded Clams and Pink/Fish Tacos

by Rick September 2, 2003

my prerogative

Britney Spears' all time worst song. It gets too much hype for her using 2 tones in her voice through the entire song. The sex appeal of the music video was sub par to her "uniquely" scandalous clothing such as jewel suits and tight leather. In the "My Prerogative" music video, she simply rolls around on a bed in a concealing bra and a pair of bland panties. Not as sexy as she was aiming for.

That "my prerogative" song really sucked, especially with the music video

by Rick October 7, 2004

Bumbarious

adj. The act of being so totally extreme (bad or good), that it is virtually unattainable, save a select few.

Jesse is bumbarious.
That's bumbarious!
Brickell movies are bumbarious!

by Rick June 7, 2004

taint

1) area between junk and asshole (funbridge)

2)anything you want

1) you just hit me in the taint, and it hurt.

2) lets go get some taint tonight.

by rick May 13, 2005

haul ass

To relocate a donkey by means of vehiclular transportation.

Boy, those F-150's ain't so fast, but they can sure haul ass!

by Rick August 8, 2003

Swag

Sales Wearables and Gifts

Giveaway T-shirts with company logos, pens with logos, shirts with names of rock groups

by Rick September 8, 2003

hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

by Rick March 12, 2003