rick's definitions

ZOLE

Your Ass

I blasted a havana omellette out my zole
after that indian dinner.

by Rick November 19, 2003

nob sausage

1.what gays ask for in bed when they are with women.

2.Insult

1."where's that nob sausage i asked for...ur not the nob sausage ur the work of satan."

2."u nob sausage"

by rick January 13, 2004

SNÕWKÂ']['

A chaps wearing creature that likes to ride, doesn't take shizzle from Zizzles,and makes a mean lasagna.
Word !

SNÕWKÂ'' rode on her white horsie clad in black leather chaps to kick ZipAss.

by Rick April 7, 2005

boof

to hide an object (while usually in prison) inside one's anus.

I got 8 baggies in the boof.

by rick March 15, 2004

Camaro

The six letters that ricers and mustang drivers see out their front windshield as they get their asses handed to them yet again in a street race

Damn! I got beat by a Camaro again! I better talk some trash about that guy being a mullet head or something so I can save some face!

by Rick August 8, 2003

Gonad Grout

What is used while you're bangin on the bathroom floor and you suddenly notice your tiling is in need of a facelift. Inspired by Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me."

"Oh, Mary, yes! Yes! Mmmm...oh wait, these tiles are fucked up! You're gonna have to share the gonad grout with the tiles this time, honey!

by Rick March 1, 2005

my spoon is too big

Originating in the cartoon "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt. This is the first spoken line of the 9 and a half minute short feature.

Other classics include:
"Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"
and
"My anus is bleeding."

Mah spoon is too big.

I am a banana.

by Rick May 22, 2004