richard black's definitions

carriage trade

Guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours.

Sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

onty

n. auntie; your mother or father's sister; pronounced and spelled 'onty' in ebonics.

From a Chicago bro' to a bro' in da Sip (Mississippi):

"I came down from Chicago to visit wif my onty in da Sip and to check out da white chicks."

by Richard Black September 27, 2007

piss hard-on

n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.

Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.

by Richard Black May 8, 2005

gay

An acceptable girl's name into the 1960s.

Gay Anne Rhimes was homecoming queen at Central High in 1964.

Kathryn Gay Montgomery was queen in 1965.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

welfare queen

n. a lazy, un-wed, child-bearing woman who in the U.S. who milks government assistance for every penny she can. Created by LBJ in his Great Society plan and perpetuated by subsequent presidents.

Zaquina had five illegitimate children by five different men. She qualified for a hefty stipend, medicaide, and food stamps from the government.

She deprived her children of necessities and was able to buy herself a new Cadillac and a new house. Zaquina was, indeed, a welfare queen.

by Richard Black April 17, 2005

butch

A male with a manly or military look.

Tom liked to go down to the bay and watch the fleet come in. All of the sailors looked so butch and were as horny as hell having been at sea six months.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

numbing gel

n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.

Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.

by Richard Black September 5, 2005