richard black's definitions

respect

n. a feeling of proper regard with strict adherence to protocol

Heather, a novice white ho, showed proper respect for the sexual prowess of her black pimp, Leroy, and the clientele he brought to her. Once she'd tried black, she knew she'd never go back even if money wasn't involved.

by Richard Black April 24, 2005

chirren

n. ebonics for children. Also heard as chirren(s), chillun(s), and childring.

Momma, call these chirrens into the house. Dey be too young to be fuckin' right here on the front porch so white foks ken see 'um when dey drives by.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

the damned thing, the 'damned' thing

n. euphemism for oral, anal sex acts performed by black brothers.

Holla at cha boi and let's do the damned thing instead of just chillin' about it.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

lace curtains

Long, frilly skin on an uncircumsized penis.

Takeshia pulled back Tyrone's lace curtains to get at the head of his meat.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

conception

the union of the sperm and the egg to produce a new life after copulation.

Amber and Tyrone had been trying so hard for a baby without success. Amber got the idea of having sex for twenty-eight days in a row with Tyrone. Bingo, there was finally conception, but Amber never found out exactly when her fertile days were. She was so big at graduation, her gown couldn't hide her condition. Tyrone's hard-on went unnoticed under his gown even though he was thinking of what he was going to do to Amber that night after they got their diplomas.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

solid quarter

n. In ebonics the coin with George Washington's picture on the obverse side. It can be 'broken' into several combinations of lesser valued coins.

Shi'thead to the grocery store cashier, "Give me a solid quarter for these two dimes and a nickel."

by Richard Black October 8, 2007

Mona

A phrase in Southern dialect meaning "I am going to" followed by an the rest of the infinitive and the remaining thought of a sentence.

Mona get me a sandwich as soon as I quit work.

by Richard Black August 4, 2007