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fictional place where a Persian or someone from the middle east is told to go back to.
alt. where a bully threatens to kick a weakling's behind to
related: suckcockistan
alt. where a bully threatens to kick a weakling's behind to
related: suckcockistan
Where the hell do you come from - Fuckoffistan?
I'm going to kick your purple baboon ass back to fuckoffistan.
That's one ugly bitch from Fuckoffistan.
I'm going to kick your purple baboon ass back to fuckoffistan.
That's one ugly bitch from Fuckoffistan.
by Ricardovitz July 2, 2009
Get the Fuckoffistanmug. A shotgun, designed in America but produced in South Korea, that was made in both full-auto and semi-automatic versions. Only the semi-automatic USAS-12's were ever imported into the United States.
The USAS-12 was reclassified as a Destructive Device in the early '90's, requiring registration with the BATFE and special requirements for sale and transfer to other civilians. There was an amnisty during the 1990's for registration, but that anmnisty has since been closed and all non-registed USAS-12's are illegal contraband.
Accepts 20 round Drum magazines; 10 round "stick" or "box" magazines and 12 round box magazines. The 12 round box magazines are extremely rare and the 20 round Drum magazines are rare but possible to obtain.
Generally referred to as: "M16 on Steroids" because it looks like a big, thick M16. Also sometimes refered to as a "Street Sweeper" and/or "Lead Hose" because of the amount of lead the gun is capable of delivering in a very short period of time.
The USAS-12 was reclassified as a Destructive Device in the early '90's, requiring registration with the BATFE and special requirements for sale and transfer to other civilians. There was an amnisty during the 1990's for registration, but that anmnisty has since been closed and all non-registed USAS-12's are illegal contraband.
Accepts 20 round Drum magazines; 10 round "stick" or "box" magazines and 12 round box magazines. The 12 round box magazines are extremely rare and the 20 round Drum magazines are rare but possible to obtain.
Generally referred to as: "M16 on Steroids" because it looks like a big, thick M16. Also sometimes refered to as a "Street Sweeper" and/or "Lead Hose" because of the amount of lead the gun is capable of delivering in a very short period of time.
When Dirk popped that drum in his USAS-12 and pulled the trigger as fast as he could, it looked like lead-hose.
Jo-Jo "Hey, Jimmy, wanna buy a USAS-12 parts set"
Jimmy "How come just parts....why you don't just sell me da whole thing?"
Jo-Jo "Can't do dat, Jimmy it ain't never been registered with da Feds, so's I melted the receiver and is just sell off the parts.
Jo-Jo "Hey, Jimmy, wanna buy a USAS-12 parts set"
Jimmy "How come just parts....why you don't just sell me da whole thing?"
Jo-Jo "Can't do dat, Jimmy it ain't never been registered with da Feds, so's I melted the receiver and is just sell off the parts.
by Ricardovitz October 22, 2009
Get the USAS-12mug. Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.
Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!
by Ricardovitz December 11, 2009
Get the Quarter Squatsmug. Cartoon depiction of the Muslim Prophet, Mohammed. Tends to get Muslims in a blood-thirsty frenzy against the cartoonist who drew the funny pictures of Mohammed.
Hey, Sven, why'd you go and make a Mohammadoon showing Mohammed's head on a goat's body? You know those crazy Muslims are gonna go Jihad on your ass!
Today, Sweeden passed legislation prohibiting the publishing of Mohammedoons, but they can't stop Americans from publishing them.
I think Mohammedoons are outrageously funny, but they sure get our taxi dispatcher, Abda Hamed, screaming like a mad man in Arabic when he sees them.
Today, Sweeden passed legislation prohibiting the publishing of Mohammedoons, but they can't stop Americans from publishing them.
I think Mohammedoons are outrageously funny, but they sure get our taxi dispatcher, Abda Hamed, screaming like a mad man in Arabic when he sees them.
by Ricardovitz March 22, 2010
Get the Mohammedoonmug. Adj. Describes the state of being in love with guns in general, or in love with a particular firearm.
That boy's all gun giggity over that Gold Deagle he saw at the gunshow.
Did you see the new Kriss 45 Carbine - man, I'm all gun giggity over that fine piece!!
Did you see the new Kriss 45 Carbine - man, I'm all gun giggity over that fine piece!!
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
Get the gun giggitymug. Right of passage for people who just obtained their conceal carry permit or conceal handgun permit, where the new CCP holder trys carrying his handgun concealed at Wal Mart for the first time. This means having the gun on you at all times, but concealed, as you get out of your car, walk into Wal Mart, shop for at least 30 minutes, use the restroom, buy something, check out and look for zombies to attack as you cross the Wal Mart parking lot to get back to your car.
Bubba: Hey, Clem, I just got my conceal carry permit - check this out, got me a sweet little Detonics 9mm that I can carry everywhere I go.
Clem: Bubba - you gotta go do the Wally Walk - cain't carry that thing 'round proper like 'till you go shopping at Walmart, pissin in the Wally restroom and whatnot with your new piece
Bubba: Well, Clem, how 'bout lets go to Wal Mart for my first Wally Walk - I'll spring for the notchos and cheeze at the Wally restaurant to celebrate!!
Clem: Bubba - you gotta go do the Wally Walk - cain't carry that thing 'round proper like 'till you go shopping at Walmart, pissin in the Wally restroom and whatnot with your new piece
Bubba: Well, Clem, how 'bout lets go to Wal Mart for my first Wally Walk - I'll spring for the notchos and cheeze at the Wally restaurant to celebrate!!
by Ricardovitz April 22, 2010
Get the Wally Walkmug. A person who is addicted to buying guns. Usually owns more than 20 guns and has a list of at least three more guns that he/she intends to purchase as soon as funds come available. Purchases more guns in a panic when Democrats get elected to office, or on rumors of anti-gun legislation. Also known to constantly surf the internet and gun auctions for deals on guns.
That Fred's a real gunoholic - he is constantly asking me to cover for him if his wife calls while he's picking up his latest firearm acquisition from his FFL (licensed firearms dealer).
by Ricardovitz May 13, 2009
Get the gunoholicmug.