rev. spoons feltchmurkin's definitions

Cockshake

Male Masterbation
Male Semen

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

end product

slang term for semen

"She took a load of my end product right up the harris!" boasted Malcolm.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

Pdiddiphile

A person with an unhealthy obsession of with the rapper
P Diddy Coons formerly known as Puff Daddy.

A dislexics misspellings attemt at peodiphile.

'I'm really puffys #1 fan, I think his works are of the finest examples in contemporary american culture to date.
"gunna fuck ma niggaz biatch" is simply a masterpiece. Its a beautifully constructed, ballad if you will, demonstrating P Diddi's playful nature and his respect for G - Unit.'

by a Pdiddiphile

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008

Bent son in hedges

An alternative way of requesting a well known cigarette brand from a shopkeeper.

'Can I have a pack of bent son in hedges please?'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008

euthanasia

An abrieviated term that demographers use to descibe the entire population of 1-16 year olds in Asia.

'youth in Asia' becomes 'Euthanasia'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 26, 2008

cuntsock

A Composite of 'Cunt' and 'Sock'

A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.

Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).

Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -

adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.

'james' old nike cuntsock lay damp and sodden at the side of his bed. He sighed, then gently broke wind like ladies do.'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008