"Bloody hell,I caught Ethel in the bins again!! She's a rite ruddy mucksucker of that there is no doubt, I can tell you."
'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'
'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 02, 2008
A victorian phrase used to describe a vagina that is in poor condition or in a state of decline.
A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.
A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.
The servant girl Jessica feared for the Queens well being after seeing her in the altogether whilst she took her monthly bath. 'The Queens snatch was certainly clam chunder' Jessica thought, as she tentatively poked a dead mouse in the eye for a bit of victorian amusement.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 02, 2008
A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 26, 2008
by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN August 20, 2008
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 06, 2008
Going for a cockshake.
Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.
spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.
spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 02, 2008