Mainly a cell-phone and an ipod, it has many other uses. It works fine as a phone, but works even better as a toy.
Apples brilliant marketing plan has now brainwashed America. i attribute this to the fact that every time i talk to people about iphones i hear this, "oh i want an iphone so bad.."
While it's function as a phone works well, the iphone offers nothing you cant do on your computer or a basic ipod.
While the actual hardware is relatively cheap, the monthly fee is quite expensive to middle class America.
So, before you buy an iphone, ask yourself: "can i buy a regular cellphone and save large amounts of cash?"
and for the daring ask yourself:
"am i falling prey to our consumer society, will i truly be happy with an iphone?"
Apples brilliant marketing plan has now brainwashed America. i attribute this to the fact that every time i talk to people about iphones i hear this, "oh i want an iphone so bad.."
While it's function as a phone works well, the iphone offers nothing you cant do on your computer or a basic ipod.
While the actual hardware is relatively cheap, the monthly fee is quite expensive to middle class America.
So, before you buy an iphone, ask yourself: "can i buy a regular cellphone and save large amounts of cash?"
and for the daring ask yourself:
"am i falling prey to our consumer society, will i truly be happy with an iphone?"
Student 1: "yea i just traded my iphone for a basic razor."
Student 2: "why the hell would you do that? the iphones are soo awesome, man you shouldve given it to me!
Student 1: "well as long as i can call people, because thats what a phone is for, then im happy."
Student 2: "why the hell would you do that? the iphones are soo awesome, man you shouldve given it to me!
Student 1: "well as long as i can call people, because thats what a phone is for, then im happy."
by redzone1 March 27, 2009
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A non-academic environment where kids play all day. In other words, an expensive daycare.
A non-academic environment where kids play all day. In other words, an expensive daycare.
Person 1:Hey are you going to apply to SFSU?
Person 2: Why? to be stuck in a non academic environment of losers?
Person 2: Why? to be stuck in a non academic environment of losers?
by redzone1 March 18, 2009
Get the SFSU mug.A very nice massage, usually given with copious amounts of oil.
Once you strip naked in front of a 17 year old thai masseus, you lay down on a bed where she proceeds to give you the best massage of your life.
Towards the end of the massage, you'll be prompted to receive a "sexy massage". At this point she'll negotiate a price with you, ranging from 12$-15$. keep in mind, this is Thailand where its perfectly legal to sleep with a 12 year old but deathly illegal to smoke marijuana.
After the negotiations are complete, you'll get the best damn fucking handjob ever.
Once you strip naked in front of a 17 year old thai masseus, you lay down on a bed where she proceeds to give you the best massage of your life.
Towards the end of the massage, you'll be prompted to receive a "sexy massage". At this point she'll negotiate a price with you, ranging from 12$-15$. keep in mind, this is Thailand where its perfectly legal to sleep with a 12 year old but deathly illegal to smoke marijuana.
After the negotiations are complete, you'll get the best damn fucking handjob ever.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, can you give me a Thai Massage?
Girlfriend: Gross no i wont fulfill your sick Asian fantasies..
Girlfriend: Gross no i wont fulfill your sick Asian fantasies..
by redzone1 March 28, 2009
Get the Thai Massage mug.I don't understand my philosophy 780 midterm - a Theological argument we have to analyze. Luckily i took three pills of 45mg Adderall an hour before.
Your heart beat rises and you're in the zone, an alternate reality where Adderall controls your mind. Suddenly the argument, a dense and primitive form of writing, makes sense. The argument becomes concise and clear. The once painful material unravels like a bounty roll before your eyes. You finally understand what the hell the author is arguing about.
Soon, you find yourself writing well constructed sentences and thorough critiques. You even reference jokes in your response that pertain to your professor and the argument.
You look around the classroom to notice the other students struggling with the midterm and realize you're finished. You're awake for the next forty-eight hours but two weeks later you receive an A+. Oh Adderall, how i adore you.
Your heart beat rises and you're in the zone, an alternate reality where Adderall controls your mind. Suddenly the argument, a dense and primitive form of writing, makes sense. The argument becomes concise and clear. The once painful material unravels like a bounty roll before your eyes. You finally understand what the hell the author is arguing about.
Soon, you find yourself writing well constructed sentences and thorough critiques. You even reference jokes in your response that pertain to your professor and the argument.
You look around the classroom to notice the other students struggling with the midterm and realize you're finished. You're awake for the next forty-eight hours but two weeks later you receive an A+. Oh Adderall, how i adore you.
by redzone1 March 18, 2009
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Consist of people who are usually fat. thus the term welfare whale. These people either find that real work is too hard or have a serious injury, so instead they get a check every month from the government.
Children brought up on welfare tend to be lazy, just like their parents. People who opt out of working and choose welfare, dont work because they are caught in vices: drugs, alcohol, ciggarettes.
The main problem in people who opt to receive a welfare check instead of work, isnt the fact that they dont work, its the fact that they have no sense of real respect for themselves. Homeless people are often categorized on the same level. Could people on welfare be mentally-ill??
Consist of people who are usually fat. thus the term welfare whale. These people either find that real work is too hard or have a serious injury, so instead they get a check every month from the government.
Children brought up on welfare tend to be lazy, just like their parents. People who opt out of working and choose welfare, dont work because they are caught in vices: drugs, alcohol, ciggarettes.
The main problem in people who opt to receive a welfare check instead of work, isnt the fact that they dont work, its the fact that they have no sense of real respect for themselves. Homeless people are often categorized on the same level. Could people on welfare be mentally-ill??
Welfare whale: Just got my check in the mail. i'll pick up a 30-pack of budweiser head back to my hole, where i'll sit, drink and watch daytime tv. boy, i sure have a lot of respect for myself...
by redzone1 March 27, 2009
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It is slightly overpriced compared to your average cup of coffee. but on the side of the cup you get a witty and intelligent quote. if you buy starbucks you are, therefore, intelligent.
Although, this is not the case because you spent $3.00 on a cup of coffee.
It is slightly overpriced compared to your average cup of coffee. but on the side of the cup you get a witty and intelligent quote. if you buy starbucks you are, therefore, intelligent.
Although, this is not the case because you spent $3.00 on a cup of coffee.
Boyfriend: my uncle buys starbucks to maintain his image.
Girlfriend: Shut up already! can you please just hurry and buy my double non-fat extra whip, carmel macchiato!
Girlfriend: Shut up already! can you please just hurry and buy my double non-fat extra whip, carmel macchiato!
by redzone1 March 28, 2009
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Carlsberg's flavor, a sharp yet bubbly medley, leaves a taste of crisp grain malt on the tongue. The bold carbonation tingles then soothes the throat.
A beer so delicate, an appropriate beverage to enjoy, even for your godson's brisk.
Carlsberg's flavor, a sharp yet bubbly medley, leaves a taste of crisp grain malt on the tongue. The bold carbonation tingles then soothes the throat.
A beer so delicate, an appropriate beverage to enjoy, even for your godson's brisk.
*man walks up to a group of strangers*
Man: Hey.. Would anyone like some Carlsberg?
Group: Hey sure!
Man: Hey.. Would anyone like some Carlsberg?
Group: Hey sure!
by redzone1 March 18, 2009
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