Sleep Talking

when you say random shit in your sleep without knowing it

scout:gotta burn the grocery store before five five o'clock
pyro:*excitement*
spy:don't get your hopes up, scout's just Sleep Talking

by raybeez February 20, 2022

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 13, 2022

tornado drill

when a tornado comes and everyone is gonna die

Mr.Bundles of joy:tornado drill
me:*plays its the end of the world*
Harrison:*snaps stuff*
me:Im gonna die a virgin
timmy:FUCK

by raybeez March 31, 2022

booger man

the boogie man's cousin. He smells like stall water and eats expired malk

your lucky jimmy, timmy got the booger man

by raybeez February 10, 2022

two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases

jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid

by raybeez February 13, 2022

Cat g spot

Where your cat likes to be pet

I know exactly where the cat g spot is

by raybeez March 20, 2022

well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022