post office

a room filled with all men, (all male).

also see sausage factory.
This bar is a post office, lets split.
by randy December 14, 2004
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zulema

aka lizeth. Meaning uttermost beauty. Is also the epitome of a great girlfriend.
by Randy November 09, 2004
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life and a day

This term is meas "Life in Prison without possibility of parole"

the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries
me:How long did he get?
brandon:"Life and a day"
me:Damn
by Randy May 06, 2005
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greasy spoon

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like
my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.
by Randy December 02, 2004
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chox

The sound a train makes, plus X

adjective, Sweet.
Jim: I beat the noobs
Randy: Chox!
by randy February 14, 2005
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cleg

British. slang term for slut!
"Oh God! She is such a cleg."
by Randy November 26, 2004
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dentfuck

Dentfuck is to dent someones car multiple times with an object.
Mike totally dentfucked that car.

or

I dentfucked that car with a hammer.
by Randy June 21, 2004
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