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Definitions by randy

Hocker, meaning to hack some shit up and spit.
I just spit a great hocker
Hocker by Randy July 28, 2004
A (native) person and/or language of Guam and Northern Mariana Islands including Saipan and Rota.

See also alternate spelling - Chamorro.
Ay, braut, sa' you Chamoru right?
Yeah dute, I speak Chamoru too.
HAAAA!? Think your bad?
chamoru by Randy July 11, 2004

dentfuck 

Dentfuck is to dent someones car multiple times with an object.
Mike totally dentfucked that car.

or

I dentfucked that car with a hammer.
dentfuck by Randy June 21, 2004
cool,tight, everythings alright.
Those new J's are starsky.
Starsky by Randy June 12, 2004

dolewhip 

Also known as the Danza Slap, this is when one takes their penis in their hand and gives someone a sharp smack across the face with it. Also related to the dole-beating.
Linda ate my fried rice so I dropped my trousers and gave her a dolewhip.
dolewhip by Randy June 1, 2004
a british word meaning an old school teacher, usually a bespectacled virgin. somewhat old and stingy. fond of floral print granny panties.
Dude, that old school marm totally came onto me. She was all "I have a ruler, and I know how to use it." But I said "No thanks MARM," and left it at that.
marm by Randy May 18, 2004
the juice that is secreted from the sweat glands in one's toe crevices. gives off a distinct curdled milk odor.
I was totally diggin her, but then i noticed the jorbis in between her hairy toes.
jorbis by randy May 16, 2004