that guy is a tinkleman.
by ralph wiggum April 24, 2003
The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation. skid mark
Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.
by Ralph Wiggum February 18, 2003
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by Ralph Wiggum December 01, 2002
Noun: one who claims that he can handle his meats, but after eating 1/4 or less of his meal, ends up asking for a Styrofoam box, or quite possibly, one of those Chinese restaurant box things with a handle.
by Ralph Wiggum December 01, 2002
A man whose created many work out videos including: Taebo, Boot Camp, and The Billy Blanks Workout Guide for Men Who Have an Extremely Small Penises. He thinks he's really cool cause he used to have a block cut. He is challenged often by fitness celebrity John Basedow who combats Billy by rubbing his abs. In all Billy Blanks is a big faggot and his love for fitness is only exceeded by his love for another man's cock in his ass.
by Ralph Wiggum June 11, 2006
A very tiny man often mistaken for a hobbit, pixie, or other minature mystical creature. Has made appearances in numerous blockbuster movies, but still has respect from a grand total of 0 people. He hosted Saturday Night Live once, I saw the episode and he sucked. He is often compared to the likes of Bob Saget and it is highly debated who is lamer. Since 1990, Moranis has starred in a slew of family films that try to have some sort of moral, although this moral is always: "Even if you are short, have a small penis, and glasses, you can still be liked by people." Pfft, I doubt that Rick, I doubt that; no one likes the small cocked, 75 pound kid with glasses. I will conclude with an excerpt from the Moranis movie "Little Giants": "Even if those Cowboys beat you 99 times out of a 100, that would still leave....." One time? No, because in real life those kids would have gotten destroyed by the obviously more superior Cowboys. Good job giving the kids false hopes of being successful in life dick face.
by Ralph Wiggum March 22, 2005