phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 04, 2005

light him up

in paintball, or any form of gun-based combat, it is a phrase meaning "concentrate fire on that guy", or "shoot him till he screams"

"We got one behind those barrels! Light him up!"

by rob October 04, 2004

chicks

girls you can only hook up with if your in a group of men looking for them

Chicks dude, got to get some Chicks

by Rob September 11, 2003

snozzwangler

An unseen species from the BFG.

"Or horrible snozzwanglers"

by rob April 30, 2005

atreyu

the worst band ever in the history of everything. they're even worse than new found glory.

'atreyu fucking suck'

by rob April 22, 2005

e.m.s.p

early morning stoned pimp

kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!!

by rob February 25, 2005

laffo

a response to something funny, such at lol

rob: hey fgt
everyone else: laffo

by Rob March 05, 2005