rOb's definitions

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 18, 2005

wikko

a similar term to wicked but slightly easier to type

'That band were great!' ' yeah they were totally wikko'

by rob September 29, 2003

smead

moron

U r a smead

by Rob November 7, 2003

Dusted

Inhailing a substance used to clean a computer keyboard that gives the feeling of nitrous oxide

I went to Kmart and bought six cans, lets go get dusted!

by Rob May 13, 2005

bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry

Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!

by Rob April 8, 2004

maze

Your lord and savior.

aka pimp, player, velvet, bobfather

He is your maze !

by Rob February 28, 2003

BuddyPic

Possibly one of the greatest travesties to all that seemed sane in this world, BuddyPic is a site where sad, lonely teens post their pictures and a small profile and ask others to rate them. Assholes who think the site is dumb go around rating ones, and it brings the users into avanced state of depression known as BS (Buddypic Neuropsychoticsyndrome), or, in some forms of the phrase, Bull Shit.

omg plz plz plz rate my boi sk8erdude11209 a ten on bp hes soo hott

by rob October 23, 2004