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Emezie Okorafor

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON NOT ON HERE YET????????????

Person1: oh haha, I've seen chubby mermaid/pcfs as a kid!! im getting so much nostalgia :)
Person2: FUCK YEAH NINJA GIRL MAI AND KIM MI NA
Person3: I literally have no idea who the fuck emezie okorafor is but it feels familiar

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib

tf did you do to get here?

consider yourself lucky. i dunno HOW you got here, but im proud of you. i guess.

person1: hey i haven't seen you in a while what u wanna do
person2: fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib
person1: wtf
???: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

unpublish

You: woah, whatever i posted really sucks. why'd I make this?
You: ...
You: oohkay, im talking to myself once again.

1. Me: I should really unpublish this crap and everything I have created.

2. Friend: lol I just took a crappy embarrassing picture of something that contains you in it and im gonna publish it
You: unpublish that shit right now before I snap your neck
Friend: wtf is unpubli-

3. friend: whats that word again? where you.. uh.. unpublish something??
you: idfk man is it removify
friend: thanks

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

Portrait Prophecies

What are you doing here? Go on itch.io and play this dude's games.

Person 1: Whats your favorite game creator?
Person 2: Portrait Prophecies.. Why?
Person 1: No reason. Favorite game from them?
Person 2: Hmm, Idk. To the heights of my heart?
Person 1: Never heard of it.
Person 2: Check it out, it's really good.

(after checking it out)
Person 1: I have never wanted to hug a fictonal character so. bad.

by qhantomia. August 22, 2021

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okay, but why?

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Something that appears when you just put the randomest crap in the search bar then break urban dictionary. Really, what did you expect here other than literal text? Did you think you'd be original?

Some people, probably: OMGZ AN ERROR!?!? SO ANNOYING UGH I H8 URBAN ICTONARUY!!

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

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Hey-hey! I dunno how you got to this by EXACTLY typing the same thing, but im proud of you.

This probably has like, a, I dunno, 5% chance to get? About that, consider yourself being a bit luckier the next 5 days!

Also, for some people: Put on that god damn shirt/pants/shoes/etc and fucking rock them. You be you. Don't change no shit about you just for people to like you. If people ain't gonna like you for you, why change yourself for em? Besides, you can tell who's fake or who's real.

braindead momento

person1: haha, this game is pretty scary! but we'll get through i-
person2: *gets jumpscare* DJSIOFDSSJDSDJSKLJJKJAKDFJSAKLJFSKAFKLSAJFKSAJFKASDFJKSDAJFKDASJKFSjioasiopauiouausiouioausioausoausoaiouAiosuasuaspfdfdfpfpsdfpodpsfopdsofpdopfspfdspfodspfodspfodsmxc,xmc,xm,cxmz,cmxc,xzm,cmxz,cmzx,cmzx,c,zxmc,zxmc,msajdsajkdasjd

person1: jesus christ..

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

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" Stop. Do something with your life. Stop trying to find these " ohh haha look how bored you are xdxd " easter eggs. Get. A. Life.

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by qhantomia. August 6, 2022