Definitions by psiscott
tubing
A term - perhaps invented in Muskoka - used to describe the watersport of being pulled behind a fast moving ski-boat on a large sea biscuit or inner-tube. The inner-tube usually has a smooth bottom, furnished so as to not end up in a phenomenal cartwheel-like wipeout; although this is infact what the watchers of the tuber are looking for!
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.
Evel Knievel
1) Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel (born October 17, 1938 in Butte, Montana) is an American stuntman, best known for his public displays of long distance, high-altitude motorcycle jumping which often resulted in serious injuries, particularly during the 1960s. The consummate salesman, he was able to turn his popularity into a marketing juggernaut with products ranging from radios to toy action figures. His achievements and failures got him into the Guinness Book of World Records several times including his record thirty-five broken bones.
2) A term used to describe a guy who just did a rad stunt, either by accident or on purpose.
This IS the correct spelling of his name.
2) A term used to describe a guy who just did a rad stunt, either by accident or on purpose.
This IS the correct spelling of his name.
1) "Evel Knievel tried to 'jump' over the Snake River Canyon. Motorcycles seemed to have become too boring, so he used a rocket for this disaster. Apparently he needed his flying licence before attempting this and hit the chute as soon as the rocket cleared the ramp. A dismal failure. Akin to Geraldo opening Capone's safe!"
2) Max: "Did you see that guy try to jump that bog on his 125cc dude?"
Scott: "Oh, yes. How could I miss it. Did he ever find his bike after swimming to shore?"
Max: "No! Looks like Evel Knievel will have to get daddy to buy him another one!"
2) Max: "Did you see that guy try to jump that bog on his 125cc dude?"
Scott: "Oh, yes. How could I miss it. Did he ever find his bike after swimming to shore?"
Max: "No! Looks like Evel Knievel will have to get daddy to buy him another one!"
Evel Knievel by psiscott April 27, 2006
Muskoka
Beautiful cottage country in south-central Ontario, Canada. Made 'famous' by such Hollywood stars as Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn and Tom Hanks and others.
Once a place of peace and quiet, respectfully tainted with the noise of summer-fun including boating, water skiing, tubing, and just about any other outdoor activity - other than HUNTING!
The original cottages were a place to escape to from the rat-race of the stinky city - mainly the city of Toronto.
Once this land was 'discovered' by certain high-profile people, rich pricks decided it was 'trendy' and 'necessary' to purchase land or a cottage there so as to look upwardly-mobile. This has degraded Muskoka by making it unrealistically expensive for the average layman to purchase; and unmanagable for those who first set their cottage roots there, due to higher taxes and anal newcomers.
Like the white-man raped the Native Americans' lands, so has the yuppie/rich prick raped Muskoka.
Once a place of peace and quiet, respectfully tainted with the noise of summer-fun including boating, water skiing, tubing, and just about any other outdoor activity - other than HUNTING!
The original cottages were a place to escape to from the rat-race of the stinky city - mainly the city of Toronto.
Once this land was 'discovered' by certain high-profile people, rich pricks decided it was 'trendy' and 'necessary' to purchase land or a cottage there so as to look upwardly-mobile. This has degraded Muskoka by making it unrealistically expensive for the average layman to purchase; and unmanagable for those who first set their cottage roots there, due to higher taxes and anal newcomers.
Like the white-man raped the Native Americans' lands, so has the yuppie/rich prick raped Muskoka.
New Muskokan cottager:
Franchini: "Are we taking the Bentley and the Bichon to Muskoka this weekend Elsha?"
Elsha: "Well we may need the Bentley because Arthur is flying in from Eton. I think we should have Ramon watch the Bichon as you know Arthur just won't have anything to do with her shedding!"
Franchini: "Fine..fine..fine..Let Ramon watch the bitch and we shall enjoy Cognac with Arthur in Muskoka...I do hope the central air is on when we arrive and that the plumbers have installed the three 'bidets' in the main washrooms."
TRUE Muskokan cottager in the 70s:
Merv: "Did we get the coolers and sleeping bags all packed kids?"
Kids: "Yes daddy, and mommy made us some lunches 'cause we're hungry now and can't wait till we stop for our mid-trip snack. I hope the bunny's are there at the stop. Can we get our allowance now so we can buy some blackballs and bottlecaps daddy?"
Merv: "If you are good. Remember, its a long drive but at least we have this wagon now. Too bad we can't afford a plane to fly up and avoid the traffic." - laughing
Kids: "Yea, but at least we have a boat so we can ski and fish and stuff."
Merv: "That's true kids, good attitude."
Franchini: "Are we taking the Bentley and the Bichon to Muskoka this weekend Elsha?"
Elsha: "Well we may need the Bentley because Arthur is flying in from Eton. I think we should have Ramon watch the Bichon as you know Arthur just won't have anything to do with her shedding!"
Franchini: "Fine..fine..fine..Let Ramon watch the bitch and we shall enjoy Cognac with Arthur in Muskoka...I do hope the central air is on when we arrive and that the plumbers have installed the three 'bidets' in the main washrooms."
TRUE Muskokan cottager in the 70s:
Merv: "Did we get the coolers and sleeping bags all packed kids?"
Kids: "Yes daddy, and mommy made us some lunches 'cause we're hungry now and can't wait till we stop for our mid-trip snack. I hope the bunny's are there at the stop. Can we get our allowance now so we can buy some blackballs and bottlecaps daddy?"
Merv: "If you are good. Remember, its a long drive but at least we have this wagon now. Too bad we can't afford a plane to fly up and avoid the traffic." - laughing
Kids: "Yea, but at least we have a boat so we can ski and fish and stuff."
Merv: "That's true kids, good attitude."
bonesmoker
a male homosexual fag faggot gay gayboy fudgepacker ass fucker queen Sometimes used in a comedic setting with one's friends.
Max: "Hey, could you bring a two-four with you when you come...oh ya, and a bottle of Cognac"
Scott: "I don't think so you fuckin' bonesmoker, buy your own fix!"
Guy on the street (sees a guy roller blading wearing a pink vale and white tutu): "Look at that fucking bonesmoker!!"
Scott: "I don't think so you fuckin' bonesmoker, buy your own fix!"
Guy on the street (sees a guy roller blading wearing a pink vale and white tutu): "Look at that fucking bonesmoker!!"
bonesmoker by psiscott April 26, 2006
sesame seed scrotum
used to describe a guy who is excessively on steroids.
An athlete who has obviously taken juice.
small bag A bodybuilder on steroids or juice. Could be used amongst fellow steroid / juice users who know each other is on the stuff.
An athlete who has obviously taken juice.
small bag A bodybuilder on steroids or juice. Could be used amongst fellow steroid / juice users who know each other is on the stuff.
Scott: "Hey, sesame seed scrotum, where is my Dianabol?"
Max: "I didn't use the D-bol, I took the fucking Winni you bonesmoker!"
Max: "I didn't use the D-bol, I took the fucking Winni you bonesmoker!"
sesame seed scrotum by psiscott April 26, 2006
dwanker
A total idiot, a lost cause, a moron's mentor! A guy that could make you stupid just talking with him for 2 minutes.
As you watch a guy across the street trying to get a paper out of the newspaper box - while holding his coffee - he fumbles for a second, goes to put his coffee down and misses the side of the box, it spills on a passing woman dressed in pure white, as he tries hopelessly to save the coffee, the box suddenly comes open and quickly slams shut on his nuts. He yells in pain and shock....you slowly shake your head in disbelief and say: "What a dwanker!"
bowlsmoker
A total pothead. A stoner. The most stoned-out dude you have ever met. Spicolli from Fast Times At Ridgemount High. Dude who smokes WAY too much pot. A chronic
"Max, you fucking bowlsmoker, you've had your hand in your pocket for 45 minutes...I have your fucking keys...and we're home now!! Get the fuck out and sleep it off dude!"
bowlsmoker by psiscott April 26, 2006