Definitions by psiscott
female actor
An unnecessary term for an actress. There has been some recent confusion in the biz due to some women who seem to think that they are not equal to men (women are in fact equal but distinctly and thankfully different.)
These egomaniacs insist that they are 'actors' which fucks up the rest of us who see that the obvious is in fact the case; that they are actresses. This term - 'actress' - was okay for Katherine Hepburn and other greats of her time...why is it necessary for these 'womyn'- as they likely wish to be addressed - to try to compete where no competition is needed or warranted. A man is a man; a woman is a woman. An actor is a man; an actress is a woman. It really is quite simple.
These egomaniacs insist that they are 'actors' which fucks up the rest of us who see that the obvious is in fact the case; that they are actresses. This term - 'actress' - was okay for Katherine Hepburn and other greats of her time...why is it necessary for these 'womyn'- as they likely wish to be addressed - to try to compete where no competition is needed or warranted. A man is a man; a woman is a woman. An actor is a man; an actress is a woman. It really is quite simple.
FEMALE ACTOR RAISES HELL:
Dan: "Would the actresses looking to audition for the role of Cleo please gather to my left."
Tiffy: "Oh my gawd...I don't SEEEEE any ACTRESSES here DAaaaaN....Show me...show me you BASTARD...show me an actress...show me; you chauvanist PIIIG! I am an ACTOR as are all of the W--I--M--Y--N----here...AND I refUSE to be asked to be on your left...there is no 'left.' There is only 'personal flow.'!!!"
Rachel: "Step aside wannabe.....go back to hustling tables."
Dan: "Miss...you can go to tent 4 if you want to audition for the actors' rolls. We are running takes for Terminator IV...you might fit in there."
Dan: "Would the actresses looking to audition for the role of Cleo please gather to my left."
Tiffy: "Oh my gawd...I don't SEEEEE any ACTRESSES here DAaaaaN....Show me...show me you BASTARD...show me an actress...show me; you chauvanist PIIIG! I am an ACTOR as are all of the W--I--M--Y--N----here...AND I refUSE to be asked to be on your left...there is no 'left.' There is only 'personal flow.'!!!"
Rachel: "Step aside wannabe.....go back to hustling tables."
Dan: "Miss...you can go to tent 4 if you want to audition for the actors' rolls. We are running takes for Terminator IV...you might fit in there."
female actor by psiscott May 2, 2006
1001 nights
NOT 1001 Knights. This has nothing to do with chivalry per se but a length of time; hence 'nights.'
The Book of One Thousand and One Nights - also known as The Book of a Thousand Nights and a Night, One Thousand and One Nights, 1001 Arabian Nights, Arabian Nights, The Nightly Entertainments or simply The Nights - is a medieval Middle-Eastern literary epic which tells the story of Scheherazade, a Sassanid Queen, who must relate a series of stories to her malevolent husband, the King, to delay her execution. The stories are told over a period of one thousand and one nights, and every night she ends the story with a suspenseful situation, forcing the King to keep her alive for another day. The individual stories were created over many centuries, by many people and in many styles, and they have become famous in their own right. Notable examples include Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves and The Seven Voyages of Sinbad the Sailor.
The Book of One Thousand and One Nights - also known as The Book of a Thousand Nights and a Night, One Thousand and One Nights, 1001 Arabian Nights, Arabian Nights, The Nightly Entertainments or simply The Nights - is a medieval Middle-Eastern literary epic which tells the story of Scheherazade, a Sassanid Queen, who must relate a series of stories to her malevolent husband, the King, to delay her execution. The stories are told over a period of one thousand and one nights, and every night she ends the story with a suspenseful situation, forcing the King to keep her alive for another day. The individual stories were created over many centuries, by many people and in many styles, and they have become famous in their own right. Notable examples include Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves and The Seven Voyages of Sinbad the Sailor.
Mitch: -- in a wannabe, I am a lit sophomore manner -- "If this continues we are going to have to call in the 1001 knights; to quote the title of a book."
Scott: "Wrong again guy; it is '1001 nights' as in 'the evening.' This is not a reference to guys in armour on the backs of horses!"
Scott: "Wrong again guy; it is '1001 nights' as in 'the evening.' This is not a reference to guys in armour on the backs of horses!"
1001 nights by psiscott May 2, 2006
Arabian Knight
A term used in error through ignorance or due to low self esteem to try to bring the actual level of one's stature or image up from the level of a trench or sewage bin.
The actual term - and the correct one - which is on the minds and tongues of the users is "CAMEL JOCKEY."
The actual term - and the correct one - which is on the minds and tongues of the users is "CAMEL JOCKEY."
Habib: "I ride a horse, I am an Arabian Knight."
Scott: " You got it half right Habib, you are an Arabian but whilst positioned on that....fragile..under-fed....equine, you are actually a camel jockey.' Notice the large HUMP positioned between the back and front end of the creature and the long snotty snout. You are riding a camel, and transporting it to Iraq...You are a camel jockey."
Scott: " You got it half right Habib, you are an Arabian but whilst positioned on that....fragile..under-fed....equine, you are actually a camel jockey.' Notice the large HUMP positioned between the back and front end of the creature and the long snotty snout. You are riding a camel, and transporting it to Iraq...You are a camel jockey."
Arabian Knight by psiscott May 2, 2006
from whence
Bill: "Take that wrench back from whence you got it little man!"
Scott: "Quit trying to sound intelligent you dwanker; it is simple 'whence.' There is no need to use the word 'from' with 'whence'; it is built into the word...so to speak.
Scott: "Quit trying to sound intelligent you dwanker; it is simple 'whence.' There is no need to use the word 'from' with 'whence'; it is built into the word...so to speak.
from whence by psiscott May 2, 2006
chaise lounge
ERROR...ERROR...ERROR
Use this if you do NOT know what you are saying.
A term used by wannabes to try to look intelligent.
The term is 'chaise longue.' French for 'long chair.' Not LOUNGE chair. Although similar in spelling. Not similar enough for intelligent people.
Use this if you do NOT know what you are saying.
A term used by wannabes to try to look intelligent.
The term is 'chaise longue.' French for 'long chair.' Not LOUNGE chair. Although similar in spelling. Not similar enough for intelligent people.
Jim: "Beth, bring me a Corona; I'll be out back in the 'chaise lounge.'"
Beth: "It is 'chaise longue' you moron; get your own BEER and get me a real BEER...a CANADIAN! Man bitch!"
Beth: "It is 'chaise longue' you moron; get your own BEER and get me a real BEER...a CANADIAN! Man bitch!"
chaise lounge by psiscott May 2, 2006
pimple
Misconceptions about acne:
There are many myths about what causes acne. Greasy foods and chocolate are often blamed, but foods have little effect on the development and course of acne in people. Another common misconception is that dirty skin causes acne; however, blackheads and other acne lesions are not caused by dirt. Stress does not directly cause acne either. It is true, though, that anger and stress affect hormone levels and thus bodily oil production, which can cause acne. People of all ages and races can get acne. It is most common in adolescents and some young adults. 85% of people between the ages of 12 and 24 develop acne. For most people, acne tends to go away around the time they reach their thirties; however, some people in their forties and fifties continue to have this skin problem.
To see the effects of HORMONES on the skin, just look at a very large weightlifter/bodybuilder. If they have a lot of pimples on their back or arms or shoulders or even some on their face and they are in their late 20s or 30s or older, the cause of this is NOT puberty; but excess Testosterone which is proof that acne is directly related to hormone balance or imbalance. Women will sometimes get acne around the time of their menstrual cycle...a time of hormonal changes. You will likely notice that young pubescent males get far worse acne than girls. This likely shows that Testosterone is the KEY cause of this malady. Women have testosterone in their systems as well.
There are many myths about what causes acne. Greasy foods and chocolate are often blamed, but foods have little effect on the development and course of acne in people. Another common misconception is that dirty skin causes acne; however, blackheads and other acne lesions are not caused by dirt. Stress does not directly cause acne either. It is true, though, that anger and stress affect hormone levels and thus bodily oil production, which can cause acne. People of all ages and races can get acne. It is most common in adolescents and some young adults. 85% of people between the ages of 12 and 24 develop acne. For most people, acne tends to go away around the time they reach their thirties; however, some people in their forties and fifties continue to have this skin problem.
To see the effects of HORMONES on the skin, just look at a very large weightlifter/bodybuilder. If they have a lot of pimples on their back or arms or shoulders or even some on their face and they are in their late 20s or 30s or older, the cause of this is NOT puberty; but excess Testosterone which is proof that acne is directly related to hormone balance or imbalance. Women will sometimes get acne around the time of their menstrual cycle...a time of hormonal changes. You will likely notice that young pubescent males get far worse acne than girls. This likely shows that Testosterone is the KEY cause of this malady. Women have testosterone in their systems as well.
Bodybuilder: "Shit, I have a pimple."
Trainer: "A pimple...try another dozen dude....How much Testosterone Enanthate are you injecting a day?"
Bodybuilder: "1000mg a week guy....why?"
Trainer: "You are wasting your money; You only need 400mg and you are taking away from your impressive physique because you look like an acne cream 'before-shot' ad photo!?
Trainer: "A pimple...try another dozen dude....How much Testosterone Enanthate are you injecting a day?"
Bodybuilder: "1000mg a week guy....why?"
Trainer: "You are wasting your money; You only need 400mg and you are taking away from your impressive physique because you look like an acne cream 'before-shot' ad photo!?
she
A word used to reference a male who is obviously showing signs of being gay. Used when everyone knows that the individual is a male but that the same individual is performing homosexual-like acts or speaking effeminately or simply acting gay. A Nancy boy.
Max: "That guy keeps looking at you and smiling...look, he just waved; is that one of your buyers dude?"
Scott: "Negative dillwad, she is obviously after my scrote. She asked if I wanted to dance in the washroom; I said 'no thanks'; but you might want to check with the guy I'm with; his name is Max!"
Max: "Excellent bonesmoker!!!"
Scott: "Negative dillwad, she is obviously after my scrote. She asked if I wanted to dance in the washroom; I said 'no thanks'; but you might want to check with the guy I'm with; his name is Max!"
Max: "Excellent bonesmoker!!!"