Fuck-Ton

A unit of measurement describing large quantities of matter (whether real or imaginary). Less than an ass-ton, but more than a shit-ton.

Dude, that's a fuck-ton of food! Are you going to eat all of that?

by pseudomine December 11, 2009

Fuck Ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State

by cojack June 03, 2005

a fuck ton

A measurement usually greater then a shit load or a shit ton. But not greater then a holly fuck ton.

You: That is a fuck ton of lettuce

Friend: Yes it is a fuck ton of lettuce

by Some guy. November 07, 2014

Fuck-ton

Fuck-ton is used to express an outrageous amount of something.
Quite a bit more than a Shit Load or a Shit-ton.

I just got hit for a Fuck-ton of damage.

by shinakuma November 05, 2004

Fuck Ton

A great amount of something.

Lets go to the Waffle house and get a fuck ton of hash browns.

by KIT CLOUD July 25, 2003

Fuck-ton

Alot of something. It is a combination of fuck and ton.
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"

Damn, you have a fuck-ton of cavities...I'm going to have to take these out.

by Vivianna April 04, 2008

Fuck Ton

Anything that is in great amount

I got paid yesterday so I'm going out to buy a fuck ton of beer

by A Rhys Kern January 16, 2006