Fuck-ton

Fuck-ton is used to express an outrageous amount of something.
Quite a bit more than a Shit Load or a Shit-ton.

I just got hit for a Fuck-ton of damage.

by shinakuma November 4, 2004

Fuck-ton

Alot of something. It is a combination of fuck and ton.
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"

Damn, you have a fuck-ton of cavities...I'm going to have to take these out.

by Vivianna April 4, 2008

Fuck-ton

The exact definition of a fuck-ton is 2 billion.

Joe: Dude, I just made $2 billion dollars from investing in the stock market.
Moe: Holy shit that's a fuck-ton!!!
Joe: Exactly!!!!!!!

by madmaxone November 16, 2010

Fuck-Ton

A unit of measurement describing large quantities of matter (whether real or imaginary). Less than an ass-ton, but more than a shit-ton.

Dude, that's a fuck-ton of food! Are you going to eat all of that?

by pseudomine December 10, 2009

Fuck-ton

2 shit-tons, 4 assloads

Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

Fuck Ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State

by cojack June 9, 2005

Fuck Ton

A great amount of something.

Lets go to the Waffle house and get a fuck ton of hash browns.

by KIT CLOUD July 25, 2003