vermin

What Richard Gere shoves up his ass.

Richard Gere made a stupid chick movie, then he went back to his trailer and shoved vermin up his ass.

by PPabs September 29, 2003

Richard Gere

A rodent's worst nightmare. More specifically, an actor who does a lot of shitty female-appealing movies and was married to Cindy Crawford. However, Gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his ass. Allegedly, Gere has made his rectum a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or guinea pigs in an effort to sexually gratify himself in a gay manner.

Richard Gere finished filming "My Best Friend's Hairy Vagina," then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his anus.

Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"

by PPabs October 12, 2003

Donkey Dick

A 16 oz. or 22 oz. beer can--referred to as this because it resembles the large cock of a donkey.

I love the feeling of having a huge donkey dick in my hand.

by PPabs September 21, 2003

babe ruth

A sexual manuever that occurs either when fucking a woman in the missionary position or getting head. To pull off a Babe Ruth, a man pulls out right as he is about to climax. Then, much like the Bambino's famous home run, the man calls his shot--pointing to the spot on his partner's face where he will blow his load--and successfully spooges in that very spot.

1. Joe called his shot, then did a Babe Ruth all over Karen's left nipple.
2. "Of course she won't blow you anymore, not after you did a Babe Ruth right in her eye!"

by PPabs October 27, 2003

Karl Rove

The puppetmaster behind President Bush. Originally an angel, he fell from the grace of God and descended to the seventh layer of Hell. Mr Rove, aka Satan, sent him up during the campaign of former Texas governor Bush to test the will of our nation. Somehow, President Bush, probably to appease his daddy, decided that Satan should advise him of all matters political and foreign. Rove, more than others, has influenced everything Bush has done--from fucking over our foreign policy to our defense system to our homeland policies such as education and economy. Rove will be the destruction of our nation.

Karl Rove advised the President on foreign policy and how to destroy Governor Dean's campaign. Then he spit out venom from his eyes on a liberal, and flew back to the West Wing, screaming, "I rule this country! Screw my puppet President and this whole country! I am Satan's spawn and I shall turn this world into a fiery pit such as the one I am accustomed to!"

by PPabs October 17, 2003

on the job

Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe.

Dude, see that 250-pound beach whale bitch sitting over there at the food court eating a Super-sized triple cheeseburger meal with a chocolate shake and four of those nasty-ass apple pies? I wonder what she looks like "on the job?"

by PPabs September 21, 2003

bulldyke

A ferocious, hairy, butch lesbian who takes charge at all times.

After the softball game, the short-haired bulldyke got out the strap-on and overpowered her feminine partner.

by ppabs May 13, 2005