8 definitions by porn addiction
A place with very fat kids and very skinny kids, but no in between.
The fat kids are fat because they eat there all the time.
The skinny kids go there to gain weight, but their high metabolisms prevent that, but they still are addicted to the food.
The fat kids are fat because they eat there all the time.
The skinny kids go there to gain weight, but their high metabolisms prevent that, but they still are addicted to the food.
by porn addiction May 11, 2010
Children are humans below 13. They are humans, but they aren't real, mature humans. 99% of all children are stupid, spoiled, and scream in stores. 1% can be found silently sitting in a coffee shop drinking coffee while reading a Richard Feynman book. Those are the gift ed, mentally mature kids. They don't have any awesome toy cars bought by their parents. They deserve to be respected, not stereotyped.Don't stereotype children, think about the 1% in the world!
To find out if a child is stupid, give them a Richard Feynman book. If they read it, and don't throw it away in 5 seconds while taking out their ultimate spiderman book, that means they are one of the 1% intellegent children. If they reject it, or throw it away in five seconds and take out their awesome spiderman comic book, they are stupid. Don't bother teaching them about newtons three laws of physics, they will be thinking about their awesome Wii game during that time.
If the children want toys, they can collect money from the sidewalk or become babysitter, since children cannot get a part time job.
To find out if a child is stupid, give them a Richard Feynman book. If they read it, and don't throw it away in 5 seconds while taking out their ultimate spiderman book, that means they are one of the 1% intellegent children. If they reject it, or throw it away in five seconds and take out their awesome spiderman comic book, they are stupid. Don't bother teaching them about newtons three laws of physics, they will be thinking about their awesome Wii game during that time.
If the children want toys, they can collect money from the sidewalk or become babysitter, since children cannot get a part time job.
Stupid children in Walmart: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mommy, look, look! Can you get me this?
*Climbs on shelves out of curiosity*
Smart child: Do you have a Richard Feynman book?
*Gets Richard Feynman book*
*silence*
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Mommy, look, look! Can you get me this?
*Climbs on shelves out of curiosity*
Smart child: Do you have a Richard Feynman book?
*Gets Richard Feynman book*
*silence*
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by porn addiction November 27, 2009
Annoying children:
1)Kids below the age of 10, regardless of physical maturity. Once 10, kids are mentally mature enough to no longer be annoying.
2)Kids that scream and go stir crazy at the sight of breasts and the sound of bad words, and get Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a side effect.
3)Kids that will push away their Richard Feynman science book and take out their ultimate Spiderman comic book.
4)Kids that are overly curious in stores, touching everything they see.
5)Kids that add to the annoying sound effects of kids playing in recess.
6)Kids that attempt to be themselves.
7)Kids that don't masturbate (the reason kids are so annoying is because their parents do not let them, so they use another outlet for fun.)
Remember, be cool, don't stereotype kids, respect the 1% that are smart!
1)Kids below the age of 10, regardless of physical maturity. Once 10, kids are mentally mature enough to no longer be annoying.
2)Kids that scream and go stir crazy at the sight of breasts and the sound of bad words, and get Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a side effect.
3)Kids that will push away their Richard Feynman science book and take out their ultimate Spiderman comic book.
4)Kids that are overly curious in stores, touching everything they see.
5)Kids that add to the annoying sound effects of kids playing in recess.
6)Kids that attempt to be themselves.
7)Kids that don't masturbate (the reason kids are so annoying is because their parents do not let them, so they use another outlet for fun.)
Remember, be cool, don't stereotype kids, respect the 1% that are smart!
Annoying children: 1)Kid below 10: AAAAHAHAHHHAA POOP AHAHAHAHAH *climbs on shelf*
Ten year old kid: Oh, so how is your hangout at the coffee shop going? Any stupid kids there?
2)*turns head and sees Playboy porn magazine in wrapping paper* AHHHHHH HELP ME AAHHHHHH HELP SAVE ME LOOK LOOOOOOOK ITS A BAD MAGAZINE STOP IT HEEELPP ME
Adult: We got bird shit on our car.
Kid: AAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHH HELP ME HE SAID A BAD WORD AHHHHHH
Adult: Time to bring him to the pediatrist.
3)*Adult gives child a Richard Feynman book*
NO! NO! NO! I want my ultimate Superman comic book!
4)*Climbs on shelf and touches foam*
5)You tagged me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
6)I'm just going to be myself, weak and fat playing video games.
7)Have you ever wondered what your children are thinking that you do not know? You would be shocked: "sigh... my parents won't let me masturbate, they think it is a sin."
Ten year old kid: Oh, so how is your hangout at the coffee shop going? Any stupid kids there?
2)*turns head and sees Playboy porn magazine in wrapping paper* AHHHHHH HELP ME AAHHHHHH HELP SAVE ME LOOK LOOOOOOOK ITS A BAD MAGAZINE STOP IT HEEELPP ME
Adult: We got bird shit on our car.
Kid: AAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHH HELP ME HE SAID A BAD WORD AHHHHHH
Adult: Time to bring him to the pediatrist.
3)*Adult gives child a Richard Feynman book*
NO! NO! NO! I want my ultimate Superman comic book!
4)*Climbs on shelf and touches foam*
5)You tagged me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
6)I'm just going to be myself, weak and fat playing video games.
7)Have you ever wondered what your children are thinking that you do not know? You would be shocked: "sigh... my parents won't let me masturbate, they think it is a sin."
by porn addiction November 27, 2009
by porn addiction January 1, 2012
1. A homosexual male
2. A feminine male with feminine habits
3. Adjective for something that is overly cute
4. Adjective for something stupid
2. A feminine male with feminine habits
3. Adjective for something that is overly cute
4. Adjective for something stupid
1. OMG, he thinks Justin Bieber is cute! GAY!
2. Lol, did you see him flutter his eyelids? He must be gay!
3. Katamari Damacy is so gay with all those rainbows, the small prince, the japanese music, etc.
4. Runescape is gay.
2. Lol, did you see him flutter his eyelids? He must be gay!
3. Katamari Damacy is so gay with all those rainbows, the small prince, the japanese music, etc.
4. Runescape is gay.
by porn addiction January 1, 2012
The circle around a female where the male inside the circle will be accused of having a crush on them by either the female or other people. The love radius is bigger in attractive females, and it gets bigger with age. It varies from 0.5 meters to 2 meters. Avoid this circle unless you are interested in the female.
You know that hot girl in 2nd period math? Her love radius is 1 meter, stay 1 meter away from her or she will think you love her.
by porn addiction March 26, 2011