poopypoo's definitions

nip slip

Seriously. Has nobody ever told these brainless celebrity twats that there exists a garment called BRASSIERE? What kinds of exhibitionist morons go around wearing clothes which might reveal a private body part at any given moment, anyway?

Tara Reid: your nipple is ugly.

by PoopyPoo July 18, 2008

The clown is down

To indicate that a resolution is final.

"The clown is down."

If you don't know where this is from, you are ignorant.

by PoopyPoo January 4, 2006

anarcho-capitalism

An oxymoron. A capitalist society cannot be anarchist, simply because wealth equals power. Whenever someone gets rich, he gains power over others, thus effectively nullifying all principles anarchism is predicated upon.

Proponents of anarcho-capitalism and other right-wing libertarians only want the state off their backs so they can exploit the workers even more.

by PoopyPoo September 25, 2005

how's it

A greeting, supposedly a truncated form of "how's it going".

How's it, dude! Good seeing you.

by PoopyPoo September 6, 2005

Mercedes

A car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant asshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations.

Look at that Merc driver over there, thinking he's the king of the road. Maybe someone should go and remind him of traffic lights, turn signals, lanes and road signs.

by PoopyPoo August 7, 2005

Preventive war

A war in which the attacked country poses no direct or imminent threat to the attacker. To be differentiated from preemptive war, in which the attacker is in clear danger of being attacked.

The US is an old hand at staging preventive wars. Through clever use of propaganda to infuse nationalism and support for its wars among the population it is able to attack and invade sovereign countries under the guise of "liberation" or "preemptive attack".

See also War with Iraq.

I'll go and punch a blind person in a wheelchair on the street and call it a preventive attack. He was clearly going for my wallet!

by PoopyPoo August 3, 2005

fuckot

A portmanteau of "fucking faggot".

Go fuck yourself, you fuckot, that definition sucked.

by PoopyPoo August 3, 2005