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by PoopypAnts August 27, 2015
Get the Ghetto mug.adj. the result of a female performing sex with a male partner from behind on a slick tile floor being forced across the room, ultimately being lodged into a corner head first, thus causing her hair to take on a triangle shape.
by poopypants April 2, 2003
Get the Corner Hair mug.n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.
also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."
usually seen in the "high end" porno industry
also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."
usually seen in the "high end" porno industry
"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."
"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"
"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"
by poopypants April 1, 2003
Get the Seizgasm mug.n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
by poopypants April 5, 2003
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Get the keebled mug.n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."
by poopypants April 2, 2003
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