n. card game that the Japanese plan to thrust on the American market, geared towards children. they will be steeply priced and each card will be a character in a cartoon with names like suckacoo and felcher. intended purpose is to cripple the American economy by using whiney children to spend all of their parent's money on these cards.
"Hey Johnny, I have the new suckachoo card, you don't have one because your family lives in a van down by the river."
by poopypants April 05, 2003
n. condition in which the victim's jaw is stuck in an open position after performing a rim job on their partner for an extended period of time.
by poopypants April 02, 2003
n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.
See also...any Cheech and Chong movie
See also...any Cheech and Chong movie
by poopypants April 01, 2003
verb. past tense.
1. The result of an act that causes unfortunate repurcussions.
2. Term often used in a manner describing the events after weeks of coercing a young woman of desire, via love letters, gifts and acts of chivalry into the act of sexual intercourse.
3. Proper response to an unreasonable request that would cause undo stress or activity.
1. The result of an act that causes unfortunate repurcussions.
2. Term often used in a manner describing the events after weeks of coercing a young woman of desire, via love letters, gifts and acts of chivalry into the act of sexual intercourse.
3. Proper response to an unreasonable request that would cause undo stress or activity.
1. "Those terrorists are fucked."
2. "I fucked that bitch's brains out"
3. "You want me to do what? When? Hell no, looks like you are fucked dude!!"
2. "I fucked that bitch's brains out"
3. "You want me to do what? When? Hell no, looks like you are fucked dude!!"
by poopypants April 01, 2003
by poopypants August 28, 2014
n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.
also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."
usually seen in the "high end" porno industry
also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."
usually seen in the "high end" porno industry
"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."
"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"
"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"
by poopypants April 01, 2003
n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."
by poopypants April 02, 2003