poontang's definitions

Alabamastan

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

by poontang October 6, 2006

beantown

Another name for a barrio. A neighborhood with a large cluster of Hispanic immigrants. Where Beaners live and shop. Where you go to find cheap day labor, eat fish tacos, and buy weed.

I have to finish this deck by this afternoon and I only have $80 and need 10 guys to do the job. I better head down to Beantown.

by poontang September 27, 2006

Clit Cave

(n) slang for a particularly raunchy Lesbian bar or hangout. Where Lesbians meet up for raunchy Lesbo sex.

Kris was feeling horny, so she went down to the Clit Cave to cruise for pussy.

by poontang October 18, 2006

longting

1) When an action required to carry out a task will take too long and the person who were to carry out the task cannot be bothered

2) To do something quick and effective

The word is derived from London, where it is a common phrase.

1) Nah fuck that... going to the shop is a longting

2) Let's get these motherfuckers... No longtings

by poontang May 13, 2005

chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."

by poontang June 30, 2006

Aquarium

(n) derogatory term used by gay men for a place with a large presence of females.

"My God Steve, what's with all of the fish in the bar tonight? If I wanted to go to an Aquarium, I'd have gone to Sea World."

by poontang October 18, 2006

Disgusta

A shitty little city in east central Georgia. Also known as Augusta.
A place so humid your underwear becomes permantly plastered to your ass .
Devoid of Culture and Refinement.
Lacking any redeemable qualities.

Full of Fat, white trash rednecks who think Applebee's is fine dining and go to Wal-Mart as entertainment.
Populated by a plethora of fat women driving SUVs and Dodge Ram Pickups.

"I just got back from Disgusta, and it will take me days to get the stink off me."

"That Redneck family wearing the Wal-Mart clothes is soooo Disgusta."

by poontang June 16, 2006