pollup's definitions

turban dictionary

What it will be called after Urban Dictionary is taken over by Sikh Terrorists.

I submitted an entry to turban dictionary and those assholes didn't accept it. Probably because it wasn't about turbans. Assholes.

by Pollup January 4, 2008

Unwrap the soap

When a gay guy goes in for the kill.

Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),

Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?

by Pollup December 25, 2007

booger sex

When KY Jelly isn't available and you need to lube up your grandma's sandy old dust snatch.

Man, my grandma was really horny last night. I decided to oblige after she took her teeth out.

Fumbling in the poorly lit bedroom, I couldn't find my tube of lube. She moaned "give it to me Hansel!"

Shuddering with disgust, I closed off my left nostril and blew a filthy, brown-green snot clot all over her clitoris (which was withered and deformed with age).

Then I gave her a hard hump and had my first official booger sex.

by Pollup December 11, 2007

cock vendor

A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.

You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.

Not to be confused with pimps.

Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up.

by Pollup December 11, 2007

Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.

by Pollup January 11, 2008

Cunt muffler

A device that keeps some vaginas from making a whole bunch of noise when they're driving.

Man, put a cunt muffler on that bitch's snatch. It won't shut up.

by Pollup January 14, 2008

watermelon fried chicken shit

When a huge black guy in the Ghetto takes a giant dump.

Sup homie? Si's tracking down the ave when I's sees a flithy chan tigah. Sah's serious. I's gotta go down a takes me a watermelon fried chicken shit. Damn nigga!

by Pollup December 25, 2007