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revenge

When you trick a seemingly innocent girl into letting you have anal sex with her, and you return from the bathroom to find that she's gone and has taken a huge shit in the middle of your bed.

Sometimes, if she was super pissed about it, she takes the dump in your drawer and you don't find it for a few days.
Biff: "Hey Floyd - that stupid slut you hooked me up with last night. Yeah, uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she crapped in my bed."

Floyd: "Uh...what do you mean?"

Biff: "Are you retarded? I fucked Leona in the ass, and then when I went to wash my cock off she took a massive crap in my bed. Those sheets will never be the same. Corn and peas. NA-A-STY!

Floyd: "Corn AND peas? That is fucking rotten. I mean, if it was only corn I could see-"

Biff: "Shut up you asshole. Listen, you're not going to tell ANYONE about this. I'll beat your ass if you do. But seriously, that bitch got pretty hard revenge on me. My mama gave me those sheets and she always asks about them. How can I tell her that some skank took a huge, squirrelly dump in them because I analed her?"

Floyd: "Just tell her that a homeless guy broke into your-"

Biff: "Dude, you suck."
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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Unwrap the soap

Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),

Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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When a huge black guy in the Ghetto takes a giant dump.
Sup homie? Si's tracking down the ave when I's sees a flithy chan tigah. Sah's serious. I's gotta go down a takes me a watermelon fried chicken shit. Damn nigga!
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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One Word

The term "one word" is used in place of the term "gay," usually in Politically correct environments such as offices or family dinners. The usage of the term "gay" in this instance refers to lame situations, not someone's sexual orientation.

The term only works when the speaker and the listener are both familiar with one another's lingo.
Ernie: Hey Frankie, how was the weekend?

Frankie: Oh, it was pretty bad. My girlfriend made me watch Titanic and then she started singing along with that crappy Celine Dion song...

Ernie: One word.

Frankie: Indeed. One word.
by Pollup December 29, 2007
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mumps

When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.
Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.
by Pollup December 29, 2007
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Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.
Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.
by Pollup January 11, 2008
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Root

The aetheist equivalent of prayer. Aetheists don't believe in prayer, so they root for things instead.
by Pollup December 29, 2007
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