poke-nl's definitions

Lulneus

Een spottend figuurtje, waarban de neus en reproductieve organen zijn omgwewisseld. Soms gebruikt als "scheld"woord.

1. "Ik had een lulneus op Geert Wilders geplakt met photoshop... Lachen joh!"
2. *Rick stoot koffiemok in Henks schoot*
Henk:"Lulneus!"
Rick:"Sorry!"

by poke-nl December 9, 2016

Coffee

The only way to survive middle school.

Man... I need coffee and vacation.
Loads of both.
Mhh... Zzzzzzzz......

by poke-nl December 18, 2016

Murija

Serbo-Croatian term for “the cops”, collective noun. Origin unknown, sometimes used in English by people of Yugoslav origin.

What you angry at, dude?

-Murija stopped me, told me to get out of the car, and fined me for not having a seat belt on when i took it off to get out!
-What the fuck?
-Exactly. Fuckin’ murija, tebra...

by poke-nl May 25, 2023

Bluh

An Alternian way of saying THIS IS STUPID. Also the sound sea dwellers tend to make when slamming a bottle of the soft drink called Faygo.

troll1: "H3YYY K4RK4T, Y0UR F4C3 SM3LLS LIK3 C4NDY!!!!"
troll2: "BLUH."

by poke-nl April 2, 2017

Stay Alive

Something shitty Haymitch Abernathy says in the Hunger Games.

"what should we do?"
"stay alive"
"not funny Haymitch!"

by poke-nl November 28, 2016

Dagger

the thing people are going to place between somebody's ribs if they ask something stupid.

i have to sharpen the dagger i've forged.

by poke-nl April 2, 2017

jebem ti kruh

The phrase "Jebem Ti Kruh" is a phrase used in the Yugoslav language, as a more crude form of "Fuck You". Literally, it can be translated as "Fuck Your Bread", which can be intrepreted in several ways. For example, this could mean "You Eat Cum-Soaked Bread", or "I'd Rather Fuck Your Food Than Eat It".

Mato: "Ivan rather drinks komovica instead of real rakija!"
Ivan: "Jebem ti kruh Mato, shut the fuck up!"

by poke-nl January 10, 2019