pmax's definitions

Gomper

A psychedelic song on the Rolling Stones album from 1967 called Their Satanic Majesties Request. It is perhaps the very worst song the Rolling Stones ever recorded. It has never been played live by the band.

When I listen to Their Satanic Majesties Request, the only psychedelic Rolling Stones album, I skip from the seventh track, The Lantern, to the ninth track, 2000 Light Years From Home, because those are both good songs but the one in between them, Gomper, totally sucks.

by PMax March 12, 2008

MILFO

Mother I'd Like to Fart On

I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.

by PMax January 30, 2009

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax January 11, 2009

plumpfuck

To fuck a plumper. What a hogger or fat bagger does with a fat chick. To bed a lardass.

Greg did the old plumpfuck with an enormous sophomore last weekend. She had an immense ass.

by PMax March 15, 2008

hoggers

People who go hogging. Several people, each of whom is a hogger. A group of people, each of whom will have sex with a fat chick or plumper. Fatty bangers. Chubby chasers.

Don, Matt and Pat are hoggers. They each did several fat girls last semester.

by PMax March 2, 2008

bakery

1. a place where marijuana is smoked.

2. the act of smoking or otherwise consuming marijuana.

1. John's place is a royal bakery. He has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. If you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.

2. Pat: "What are you doing?"

Greg: "Bakery."

Pat: "What?"

Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."

by PMax February 12, 2008

boob shank

The underwire from a bra when it works its way loose, poking a woman in her boobs.

Mary had worn that red bra too many times and it got frayed. Eventually the underwire worked its way out and poked her in the boobs. She unwittingly stuck herself with a boob shank.

by PMax March 17, 2008