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Definitions by pmax

big flat fatty 

A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs.

See also big fat flatty.
That poor fat chick has small tits. She's a big flat fatty.
big flat fatty by PMax April 13, 2008

pork party

A gathering where hoggers hope to hook up with fat chicks. A fat bagging and plumpfuck fiesta. A good place for getting fat bitched. The place to find Omega Mu action or FFB play. A party for playing nail the whale. A paradise for any plumper humper, hogger, veeter, chocolatier, chubby chaser, hog farmer, fattybanger, plumper pumper, blimper, whale rider, blubbernaut, fatty fucker, whale humper, fat bagger, cottage cheese lover, who wants to get with a plumper, fatty, lardass, eater, chunker, sperm whale, fat bitch, big girl, manatee, fatty mcbutter pants bonbon style, chubbette, pig muffin, fatty-boombalatty, chub scout, buffet queen, fatsquatch, buffet blimp, fatty patty, glutton, fatty-bombatty, pork muffin, plump monkey, vitellius, fat benatar, slumpbuster, butterball, plumpette, truffle hunter, BBW, SSBBW, lard golem, fatso fatty butt, juggaload, plumpa lumpa or other blimpy, hoggy, fattractive or fat chick.
Greg went to a pork party, put on the beer goggles and nailed a fatty who was fatter than a republican in a tub full of poor people. The next morning he suffered from fatty remorse because his friends had played faterazzi and snapped photos of him caught red handed playing nail the whale.
pork party by PMax April 6, 2008

juggaload 

A fatty who is a juggalo. A lardass fan of the Insane Clown Posse. A juggalo who obviously is not interested in any diet version of Faygo.
Whoa, look at her . . . clown makeup, 2 liter of Faygo, big tits . . . and a big huge ass! She's a juggaload! I'd hit it!
juggaload by PMax March 18, 2008

juggalow 

A juggalo who is a midget or is very short.
That 4'3" guy with the painted face is about the same size as his 2 liter of Faygo. He is a juggalow. A crowded elevator smells different to him than it does to us.
juggalow by PMax March 18, 2008

juggsalo 

A juggalo who has big tits. A busty Juggalo.
Whoa, look at her painted face and big knockers - what a juggsalo!
juggsalo by PMax March 18, 2008

boob shank 

The underwire from a bra when it works its way loose, poking a woman in her boobs.
Mary had worn that red bra too many times and it got frayed. Eventually the underwire worked its way out and poked her in the boobs. She unwittingly stuck herself with a boob shank.
boob shank by PMax March 17, 2008

Yugochavia 

Any chav filled place. A place that would appeal to any chav. A place with chav characteristics.
We took a wrong turn and ended up in front of a McDonald's with a bunch of punk losers, each wearing a tracksuit and Burberry cap, sitting out front. We accidentally ended up in Yugochavia!
Yugochavia by PMax March 17, 2008