pmax's definitions

pack fudge or pack your bags

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

by PMax January 11, 2009

lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

by PMax January 11, 2009

big fat flatty

a fat chick who does not have big tits; a plumper who is also a member of the itty bitty titty committee.

That poor fat chick lacks jugs. She's a big fat flatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008

QILF

Quadriplegic I'd Like to Fuck.

Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.

by PMax January 21, 2009

Big Titty Committee

A group of girls with big tits. The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, which is a group of girls with small tits.

Whoa, look at her huge juggs . . . those are some nice knockers . . . she's jugnormous . . . she could be on the Big Titty Committee.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Head Zeppelin

A fat chick who gives head; a plumper who gives blowjobs.

When the bar closed, I took a big fat fatty home. She turned out to be a Head Zeppelin and I got a nice blowjob.

by PMax December 9, 2008

Ohio Spank

The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.

If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.

by PMax March 9, 2008