Definitions by pmax
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Tennessee PhD
A GED. So called based on the notion that in Tennessee, a GED is considered an impressive educational achievement.
Leroy was expelled from high school, but by the time we went to college, he had earned his Tennessee PhD through correspondence courses.
Tennessee PhD by PMax January 20, 2009
jigabooze
An alcoholic beverage that is cheap but potent and carried in a brown paper bag. The word is somewhat racist, being derived from jigaboo (an offensive racist term for an African-American) and booze (which means liquor).
Tommy bought some Mad Dog 20/20, kept the bottle in a brown paper bag, and drank it all night. We made fun of him for drinking jigabooze.
klunker
An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.
Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.
kute klux klan
Bob: What do you think about Amy? She's pretty hot, I think I might ask her out.
Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.
Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?
Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.
Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.
Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?
Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.
kute klux klan by PMax January 11, 2009
fatso fatty butt
Look at those before and after photos. She was a real fatso fatty butt before she did that diet plan. Wow.
fatso fatty butt by PMax January 11, 2009
jughandle
The result when a person inserts their own penis into their own ass. So called because it looks like the handle on a jug.
He has a big pecker, and after coming home from the bar alone last night, he gave it to himself in the ass, creating a jughandle.