kahunas

Another term for big tits.

Whoa, look at Sally's kahunas! She must wear a D cup at least!

by PMax March 10, 2008

too much junk in the trunk

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.

Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.

by PMax April 13, 2008

frumpet

A woman who is both a frump and a strumpet. A bagger who is a slut. A whore who is also a Cleveland Brown. A butterface who will gladly put out. Frump + strumpet = frumpet.

Amy is such a frumpet. She isn't good looking, but she'll put out for just about any guy.

by PMax March 09, 2008

smoker's rights

The misguided and incorrect notion that smokers have, or should have, rights related to their smoking. Chavs and other forms of white trash believe in smoker's rights just like children believe in the tooth fairy. Many people who feel entitled to smoker's rights also feel they are entitled to welfare and Medicaid.

The big fat chav slob got upset when told to put out her cigarette in the restaurant and started yelling "smoker's rights" until everyone laughed at her as she was thrown out of the place. She felt that she had a right to make others smell her gross odor, instead of others having a right to clean air while they enjoyed their dinner. She, of course, was also one of those idiots who thinks that it's unconstitutional to require someone to get a driver license to drive on publicly built and owned roads, to pay income taxes (even though the 16th Amendment explicitly authorizes them). She's probably also so stupid that she doesn't realize she'll get cancer soon, and look wrinkled and ugly before she's 30 years old.

by PMax April 22, 2008

turnkey

A prison guard or jail guard.

Antoine yelled for more food until the turnkey walked up to his cell and told him to shut up.

by PMax March 15, 2008

frumped

To have been subjected to sex by a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is ugly instead of fat. Waking up next to a bagger, butterface or Cleveland Brown. One can be frumped voluntarily, as in the case of a fat bagger or hogger.

Mike went home with that bagger from the bar last night. I think he got frumped!

by PMax March 09, 2008

Kurt Cobaing

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-baing" in the process.

Kurt Cobaing is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. That was pretty smart of him to do that.

by PMax March 08, 2008