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Horse Pussy

For use when something doesnt go your way...
She had sex with that guy?... That's a bunch of horse pussy
by PJ May 13, 2005
mugGet the Horse Pussymug.

squid

when a female forcefully expells air from her vagina causing a noise.

squid is short for pussy fart
Amy let out a loud squid when she bent over
by pj November 5, 2004
mugGet the squidmug.

popbitch

very 2000, a forgotten era which was once fun but that came under the tyrannous hand of deirdre and the COMPLETE MORON influence of britnee.
britnee signed on at the job centre and bought a tin of diamond white and posted what she thought Cilla Black's hairdresser might like to imagine that Gareth Gates had for breakfast
by pj March 11, 2005
mugGet the popbitchmug.

Kandi

Bracelets made out of chunky beads or pony beads of many colors given as friendly gestures at parties and raves.
i got 5 pieces of kandi at the party last nite!
or
i am a kandi kidd
by PJ December 9, 2003
mugGet the Kandimug.

anal drawstring

The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery
Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.
by PJ January 23, 2005
mugGet the anal drawstringmug.

arse lips

The anal sphincter, the tight rectal muscle, dohnut in shape, that is utilised by the body to stop shit from ooozing over your chums mothers face
ooohhh....Mrs Miggins your arse lips are tight today. Agghh m'nut!!!
by PJ January 9, 2005
mugGet the arse lipsmug.

cunted

Completely humiliated and destroyed; to get owned by someone so much at a game that they quit and stop playing forever
After he cunted me 20 times in a row at StarCraft, I decided to quit and play another game I could be good at.
by PJ May 13, 2005
mugGet the cuntedmug.

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