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The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery
Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.
by PJ January 23, 2005
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Get the buick mug.A homosexual, of such a degree that his/her gayness extends the bounds of the earths atmosphere; In some cases this could be used as a complimentry phrase rather than a derogatory insult
1)G, you fucking quezonaught...you are sooo queer
2)He/she is sooo horny...I think he/she must be a quezonaught!
2)He/she is sooo horny...I think he/she must be a quezonaught!
by PJ January 9, 2005
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Get the wankpiece mug.The anal sphincter, the tight rectal muscle, dohnut in shape, that is utilised by the body to stop shit from ooozing over your chums mothers face
by PJ January 9, 2005
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1)Alan you fucking arse marrow, where's my screwdriver.
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!
by PJ January 1, 2005
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friend 2: naa, probably not, she's red.
friend 2: naa, probably not, she's red.
by pj December 29, 2004
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