pj's definitions

anal drawstring

The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery

Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.

by PJ January 23, 2005

buick

The sound that you make when throwing your guts up.

buick,buick,... buuuick,buuuuuick,...
buick. ahh.

by pj January 10, 2005

Quezonaught

A homosexual, of such a degree that his/her gayness extends the bounds of the earths atmosphere; In some cases this could be used as a complimentry phrase rather than a derogatory insult

1)G, you fucking quezonaught...you are sooo queer

2)He/she is sooo horny...I think he/she must be a quezonaught!

by PJ January 9, 2005

wankpiece

1)The tool of the gods; A penis or clitoral member.

2)A fucking useless condescending cunt

1)My, thats a marvelously large wankpiece Dr Hibberd....!

2)My supervisor...

by PJ January 9, 2005

arse lips

The anal sphincter, the tight rectal muscle, dohnut in shape, that is utilised by the body to stop shit from ooozing over your chums mothers face

ooohhh....Mrs Miggins your arse lips are tight today. Agghh m'nut!!!

by PJ January 9, 2005

arse marrow

A particularly large and pleasing turd, that has been gestating for a week or so in the bowel area; also a derogatory term of endearment.

1)Alan you fucking arse marrow, where's my screwdriver.
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!

by PJ January 1, 2005

Red

Another word for when a female is having her period.

friend 1: ooh your girl is hot, are you going to hit that tonight?
friend 2: naa, probably not, she's red.

by pj December 29, 2004