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A bumball is where someone has gone for a shit which it is on the soggy side. With the over use of lavatory paper many pieces break off and roll up into little balls, very often landing on the toilet floor.
I was busting for a poo the other day and had to dash in to the nearest public loo. Unfortunately the place hadn't been cleaned for ages and the floor was littered with bumballs.
by pipesucker May 15, 2018
Get the bumballs mug.An octopussarian is an elderly male in his eighties who constantly keeps thinking of sex. If capable a man with this condition would desire to have physical sex as well. It is sometimes referred to as octopussarianism.
My grandad has been warned several times in the nursing home to stop pestering some of the elderly ladies for sex. it would appear that he's turned into an octopussarian.
by pipesucker May 23, 2018
Get the octopussarian mug.A volcanal is when you suddenly develop an uncontrollable bout of hot bubbly farts. This is usually the result of eating hot spicy food. They aren't loud but they stink to high heaven. It is pronounced volkaynal.
I was so embarrassed the other day. I was standing in a queue when I developed a volcanal. Everybody was looking at each other wondering who it was.
by pipesucker February 26, 2018
Get the Volcanal mug.A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.
I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.
by pipesucker May 8, 2018
Get the flange warmer mug.a jonnycock is very often associated with elderly men. It is a condition caused through old age. The penis will have shrunk, but the foreskin will have remained the same. It will often resemble a baggy used condom.
I feel sorry for my grandad. It seems like he has developed a jonnycock. It is so pronounced he could keep his loose change in there.
by pipesucker February 28, 2018
Get the jonnycock mug.An arsewiper is a gay man, who is the giver rather the receiver in a gay relationship. It is the act of masturbating, and at the point of cumming he will ejaculate along the length of his partners arse crack. He will then run his penis up and down the crack. This is often done by young gay men who are working up to full anal. Occasionally they may take turns.
I met a new partner last week who wanted me to roger him on our first date. He was very nervous so I settled for being an arsewiper that night.
by pipesucker February 28, 2018
Get the arsewiper mug.A beanbuster is when it is freezing cold and a mans testicles almost vanish back inside him. His scrotum also shrinks to the size of a walnut.
when I went swimming in the sea last week it was so cold I couldn't find my balls. It was a real beanbuster.
by pipesucker May 8, 2018
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