I told my girlfriend that her full-on blow job, was the most pleasurable experience that my fillet had ever had.
by pipesucker February 13, 2018
A ringbinder is medicine exactly the opposite of a laxative. It is taken during very severe bouts of diarrhoea to make your shit solid again.
Could you go to the chemist for me and get me a ringbinder. I feel I could shit through the eye of a needle
by pipesucker March 03, 2018
A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.
I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.
by pipesucker February 26, 2018
Flaccitude is the state of being tired and at the same time being unable to get an erection. The combination of the two problems together, would strongly suggest that you were suffering from this condition.
Ever since I caught the flu, I've had no energy at all. It seems I can't even get the hard on anymore. I feel pretty certain that I'm suffering from flaccitude.
by pipesucker March 08, 2018
An octopussarian is an elderly male in his eighties who constantly keeps thinking of sex. If capable a man with this condition would desire to have physical sex as well. It is sometimes referred to as octopussarianism.
My grandad has been warned several times in the nursing home to stop pestering some of the elderly ladies for sex. it would appear that he's turned into an octopussarian.
by pipesucker April 08, 2018
A spit baby is woman who loves to spit on a blokes cock and balls when she's giving him a blow job. The reason she does this is to keep things well lubed. It also helps to prevent the inside of his foreskin from getting too sore.
by pipesucker March 01, 2018
A bumball is where someone has gone for a shit which it is on the soggy side. With the over use of lavatory paper many pieces break off and roll up into little balls, very often landing on the toilet floor.
I was busting for a poo the other day and had to dash in to the nearest public loo. Unfortunately the place hadn't been cleaned for ages and the floor was littered with bumballs.
by pipesucker March 24, 2018