pipesucker's definitions
A spit baby is woman who loves to spit on a blokes cock and balls when she's giving him a blow job. The reason she does this is to keep things well lubed. It also helps to prevent the inside of his foreskin from getting too sore.
by pipesucker May 8, 2018
Get the spit babymug. An arsewiper is a gay man, who is the giver rather the receiver in a gay relationship. It is the act of masturbating, and at the point of cumming he will ejaculate along the length of his partners arse crack. He will then run his penis up and down the crack. This is often done by young gay men who are working up to full anal. Occasionally they may take turns.
I met a new partner last week who wanted me to roger him on our first date. He was very nervous so I settled for being an arsewiper that night.
by pipesucker February 28, 2018
Get the arsewipermug. A ringbinder is medicine exactly the opposite of a laxative. It is taken during very severe bouts of diarrhoea to make your shit solid again.
Could you go to the chemist for me and get me a ringbinder. I feel I could shit through the eye of a needle
by pipesucker March 3, 2018
Get the ringbindermug. A beanbuster is when it is freezing cold and a mans testicles almost vanish back inside him. His scrotum also shrinks to the size of a walnut.
when I went swimming in the sea last week it was so cold I couldn't find my balls. It was a real beanbuster.
by pipesucker May 8, 2018
Get the beanbustermug. a jonnycock is very often associated with elderly men. It is a condition caused through old age. The penis will have shrunk, but the foreskin will have remained the same. It will often resemble a baggy used condom.
I feel sorry for my grandad. It seems like he has developed a jonnycock. It is so pronounced he could keep his loose change in there.
by pipesucker February 28, 2018
Get the jonnycockmug. Flaccitude is the state of being tired and at the same time being unable to get an erection. The combination of the two problems together, would strongly suggest that you were suffering from this condition.
Ever since I caught the flu, I've had no energy at all. It seems I can't even get the hard on anymore. I feel pretty certain that I'm suffering from flaccitude.
by pipesucker March 9, 2018
Get the flaccitudemug. noseblind is when a person fancies somebody so much they just want to have sex with them whatever. It doesn't even matter if they they stink. They would completely ignore it just to get there way with them.
I met this smashing girl last week, when we got back to my place I noticed that she had bad breath and her fanny wasn't any better either. I didn't care, i just had to shag her. I'd gone completely noseblind.
by pipesucker March 20, 2018
Get the noseblindmug.